8:03 (arrive)
8:04 alright already got a solid five minutes in on this day
8:27 wow I already have almost half an hour? nice, that went by really fast
8:51 almost one half of the way to one half of the morning done
9:05 nice okay so ive already got way over an hour now
9:59 the morning is half over and that wasn’t too bad
10:30 I am already 5/8 done with this morning
11:01 okay it is basically lunch time already
11:24 thirty minutes til lunch? no problem
11:44 five minutes til lunch, basically
11:51 I could probably leave now but it would look bad
11:53 time for lunch
1:21 twenty minutes into the afternoon and I barely feel it, this is fine
1:48 wow great one hour down
2:21 time for my fourth bathroom break of the day (I have conditioned myself to have a small bladder just to gradually wear down the day in a plethora of two minute bathroom breaks)
2:50 half of the afternoon done, sweet
3:10 I’m a maniac, look at me go, ¾ of this day is over
3:15 time to stare out the window for two minutes
3:19 okay back to work
3:45 this day is pretty much over
3:47 one hour left
4:12 this is my favorite hour of the day I love this hour
4:16 only thirty minutes left
4:31 I have twenty two minutes left max but I could push it to twenty one
4:44 time to close out of my email
4:46 time for a bathroom break, but this time I’ll take extra long to walk back
4:47 technically isn’t there some state law that requires we get two 15 minute breaks? I never take those. can’t I just leave at 4:30 every day if I don’t take those? how do I find this out
4:51 yeah good enough cya
my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there’s an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me
i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar
now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends
we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…
chewbacca was definitely the best man when han and leia got married and he gave a long speech of wookiee noises that next to nobody could understand and han was definitely trying not to cry the whole time
if you’re like 13-15 please for the love of god don’t get into discourse on tumblr especially anything related to kink or fetish just go outside watch a Star War and stay in school
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