I believe whales are linked telepathically to sentient slime molds ten trillion lightyears away

my friend’s cat doesn’t care about anything

Me watching the tank get hit with an attack that gives them like 8 status effects

i’m in love with this person who thinks the phrase “going ham” is locally specific to seattle

couldnt think of the word "hex code" so i just googled "colors" and stared at my screen for a couple minutes

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

a boy and a girl can be gay for each other if theyre bisexual and their genders are weird enough

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

the group chat kept making fun of me for eating a "skyrim meal" last night

Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation

in a kinder universe i could post "mutuals I am pickling you in a jar with some dill" without my mention of a jar inadvertently invoking memory of a phenomenon most profane