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this barbie is emotionally unstable
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duke thomas 😄
& him hanging out with the waynes :)
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this is the ONLY damian wayne design i accept by the way. brown skin, a crooked nose, dark green eyes and thick eyebrows. keep that white-washed monstrosity away from me
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“Bruce wouldn’t call his kids any cutesy nicknames y’all are cringe” first of all Bruce canonically refers to children as “honey” and “sweetheart” as BATMAN, so, close your mouth, monster breath
Second of all, Thomas Wayne called him everything from “Bunny, honey, sweetheart, baby, bambino, sweetie” to “Gumdrop, honeybee, amore, babe, “ and you can die trying to take it away from me
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Talia, Damian, Bruce (but it’s the old wild west) 🌵⛰️🐴
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Stephanie: "Did you get it?"
Tim, scoffing: "Of course I did. *unwraps the vase from bubble wrap* It's the exact same, one of the three original vases made."
Stephanie: "Wait. The old one had a nick, right there on the shoulder. *uses a Batarang to recreate it* There."
Tim, setting it down carefully and smiling: "Perfect. I think we just got away with it."
Jason, reading on the couch: "He'll know."
Stephanie: "How? You'd have to--"
Alfred: "Is there anything you guys want for dinner?"
Tim and Stephanie, immediately: "No."
Alfred, frowning slightly: "Very well." He walked over, both Tim and Stephanie trying to play it cool as the butler adjusted the vase on the table.
Jason looked up from his book.
Alfred: "I'll remind you again, Master Timothy that skateboards are not permitted inside the house."
Jason cackled at the expression that Tim and Stephanie made.
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Bruce: "How did you know? Technically speaking, it's the same vase."
Alfred: "I have a contact at the auction house where you bought the second one years ago."
Bruce, clearing his throat: "Yeah, Jason accidentally kicked a ball into it."
Alfred, raising an eyebrow: "He threw a Batarang at it because you wanted to make him more comfortable."
Bruce:
Alfred: "I do wish you'd all stop adding that nick back."
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HC that Bruce is often tired when he takes press conferences/interviews bright and early and guesstimates the number of kids he has: "5 boys and 2 girls. Wait no, that doesn't sound right, 7 boys and 3 girls. Actually, sorry 9 girls. Final answer." *drinks water* "Oh wait--"
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messy sketch on the phone because it was the only thing I could draw on😞 I haven't drawn on my phone for a long time, so you can see a lot of mistakes here BUT I DON'T CARE guys I enjoyed the process.
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The fact this was Damian's go-to fake name is killing me
"Quick think of a fake name!"
"my brother's first name and my other brother's last name. I'm a genius."
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computer make tim even younger and let jason survive the joker attack AU thanks perfect
(Edit: couldn’t recall what fic I rmred smth similar from but thanks to you guys’ detective work I now know it’s this one! )
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Fallen.
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Really enjoyed working on this commission about Jason. Thanks to my amazing commissioner🙏
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- at jason’s safe house -
jason, who just woke up (and is wearing a nightwing hoodie): what the fuck
dick, who broke in while he was asleep to steal his food: gasp!
jason: ugh. why are you here?
dick: I KNEW YOU LOVED ME LITTLE WING
jason: ??
jason, looking down at his hoodie: wait, no-
dick: *tackles him in a hug*
jason, muffled: i hate you
dick, grinning: love you too, jay
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I love the white collar Batman aus esp when they explain fuck all abt how or why Dick Grayson is long term cosplaying as an art forger. I like to think after all the bullshit w Bruce being stuck in the time stream and dick going prematurely grey trying to keep the worst family alive together without their dad Batman just like. Feels bad for his kid. But he’s too emotionally constipated to be like good job you earned a break, and Dick is too much of a workaholic to take one himself, so instead for Dicks next birthday Bruce just gives him Neal Caffrey as a gift. He’s like happy birthday, here’s a new identity. Get out of Gotham and go have fun being a criminal for a year or two. And Dicks like thank fucking god.
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Learning that Jason was Red Robin first (during Countdown to Final Crisis) and that Tim actually stole that name and costume has made my entire week. Honest to god Tim Drake is the funniest character of all time. Imagine getting your ass beat for stealing from a guy and then doing it again anyway, top-tier character choice. I think he should take Red Hood next.
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