shafeeloneil
young and menace
i have an eating disorder, depression, all that emo stuff. this is where i let everything out. i'm also funny and bi as hell.enjoy
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Falling back into a destructive mindset after being okay for a while is exhausting and upsetting.
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I got Barclay a new costume and he is not 100% on board with my humor.
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mother and daughter gremlin urging you out of their cave
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“You are a strange looking puppy.”
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me: *lays down in my bed*
my entire body: YES! YES! YES THANK YOU GOD!!!!!! YES YES YES YE
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paul hollywood on bakeoff: now, i can see you’ve had a little trouble with your genoise sponge, haven’t you? the egg whites haven’t been whipped for quite long enough, and it’s lost some of that delicate, airy consistency, which means that your 10,000 spun sugar decorations haven’t got the solid foundation that they really need to support the handcrafted marzipan statue of the virgin mary that you’ve painted with edible gold leaf
me, shoving handfuls of reheated takeout pizza into my gaping maw: a rookie mistake
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Stephen King legiterally looks like Cindy Lou Who’s dad
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woman: i miss you like the deserts miss the rain
man: oh that's so sweet, i--
woman: i've adapted to existence without you, buried everything we made together, and prolonged exposure to you would be disastrous.
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One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified
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