shadowthief78
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my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello
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untitled goose game works because if i was playing a human person i would still feel terrible for attacking people at random and stealing their possessions even though i know that neither i nor they are real, but since i'm doing all of that as my bastardsona i feel that it is not only my right but my duty to inflict as much havoc and mild vexation as possible on the unsuspecting population of NPCs
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Guys, give Bholu some attention too!!!
He's my other baby
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Okay 2 parts: How this AU works and Who's What in it
Part 1: What the fuck is Guideverse and Magical Girl Fusion
TL; DR: In Guideverse AUs, people have two camps of superpowers. There are "Guides" and "Espers." Basically, monsters pop up and Espers need to use their psychic powers to kill them to keep humanity safe, but the power hurts to use. If not healed by a Guide, then Espers will eventually go insane and turn into monsters themselves. Ordinary people also exist.
Ranks for Guides and Espers exist, from SS (highest) > S > A > B > C > D > F (lowest, no esp/guide abilities)
Magical Girls: I think most people know this but it's a genre. Most of this Magical Girl AU comes from the worldbuilding in Magilumiere Co. Ltd, which is a series I recently picked back up. There will be no plot spoilers in this post, just genreal worldbuilding information.
So the Magical Girl portion of this AU is pretty much, monsters called "Kaii" which destroy poperty, kill people, etc etc etc. Companies employ Magical Girls, who transform with brooms and use advanced technology to power magic spells and kill Kaii.
So how in the world does Guideverse and Magical Girls mesh?
Kaii pop up around the world. Espers/Magical Girls are the same thing in this AU and fight the Kaii using magic techknowlege. However, this hurts them and their Guides need to help them clear up their congestion before they go insane, explode with magical power residue, and lead to the formation of more Kaii.
Okay, how does JJK come in?
Kaii are Curses, sorcerers are magical girls or guides. Cursed energy is magic reserves. yayy (^-^)
Some characters also work as support, doing things like paperwork, weapons development, and developing the spells used to fight. Because innate cursed techniques are a thing, the Magical Girls have innate magic techniques, but those need to be refined into combat-efficient spells via other people away from the combat sites.
In Magilumiere, Kaii are public knowledge, so in this AU, curses can be seen by anyone and sorcerers don't have to work undercover. However, the curses can only be exorcised by cursed energy/magic, which most of the population doesn't have.
Cursed tools are more common but they're called brooms.
Part 2: JJK and Guideverse x Magical Girl AU
Characters: Shoko, Utahime, Sukuna, Megumi, Yuuji, Nobara, Nanami, Yaga, Gojo, Geto, Ichiji, Maki, Mai, Yuuta, Inumaki, Panda, Hakari, Kirara, Todo, Yuki, Hirugama, Kenjaku, Riko, Kuroi, Mahito, Jogo, Hanami (hi Jayden!!), Choso, Mimiko, Nanako, and Miguel
Shoko: Noncombatant S-rank Guide who develops brooms and other tools to work with magic. Her hobby is dissecting dead curses to figure out how to kill them better.
Utahime: A-rank Guide, in charge of teaching and Guiding a bunch of students from Kyoto.
Sukuna: Mutated curse residing in Yuuji's body and giving him Magical Girl powers.
Megumi: B-rank Magical Girl with background from the prestigous Zenin Co. Under Gojo's tutelage.
Yuuji: C-rank Guide who can fight like a Magical Girl because of Sukuna.
Nobara: B-rank Magical Girl who specializes in using her hammer and nails to cast spells.
Nanami: S-rank Magical Girl who left, failed at ordinary life, and came back.
Yaga: Guide and in charge of the Tokyo branch of the Jujutsu Kaiisen Magical GIrl Company.
Gojo: SS-rank Magical Girl who needs much less guidance than other Magical Girls.
Geto: SS-rank Esper who defected after seeing the toll fighting curses takes on the Magical Girls.
Ichiji: B-rank guide, people say his guidance is very unobtrusive and a little cold. Also helps deploy Magical Girls, coordinate them in the field, and other similar jobs.
Maki: D-rank Magical Girl due to her old company/family, Zenin Co., delibrately interfering with her liscensing. Low magic reserves but makes up for it with beating the shit out of everything.
Mai: C-rank Guide, forced into a Magical Girl training program because her family wants to punish Maki.
Yuuta: SS-rank Magical Girl, has an ability to summon his own Guide, Rika (also SS-rank). Specialized equipment helps him copy spells that have been developed for other Magical Girls' use.
Inumaki: B-rank (pending promotion to A-rank) Guide
Panda: Actually an experiment that Yaga created when he was trying to find a way to build mechanical Magical Girls who can use magic effectively. B-rank Magical Girl.
Hakari: S-rank Magical Girl, has a technique that allows him to guide himself for 4:13 as long as he gets a jackpot.
Kirara: B-rank Magical Girl, specializes in constraining supportive magic that confines the movement of curses.
Todo: S-rank Guide, often allowed in combat sites due to his
Yuki: SS-rank Magical Girl, fond of using her broom as a bat to smash curses to bits.
Hirugama: Recently awakened Magical Girl, S-rank.
Kenjaku: SS-rank Guide, but has figured out how to get their brain into Magical Girl bodies and can both guied themself and use magic.
Riko: Untrained Guide, Tengen wanted to absorb her guide abilities to keep themself forever young.
Kuroi: C-rank Guide, entrusted with protecting Riko.
Mahito, Jogo, Hanami (hi Jayden!!): Curse lol. But a new mutatued type with abilities to use magic
Choso: Half curse, half Magical Girl hybrid, A-rank.
Mimiko: B-rank Magical Girl.
Nanako: B-rank Guide. I really flip-flopped on her and Mimiko lol.
Miguel: S-rank Guide, uses hand to hand and reinforced magical tools to help his Magical Girls fight curses.
jjk AU but it's magical girls x guideverse
#puffin says stuff#guideverse#im sorry i didnt put momo in orz i couldnt think of anythign interesting to sayyyyyyy#...i swear i put a readmore but tumblr is a Functional Website and its not showing ://
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Grading Thai students' Chinese homework
English added by me :)
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there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look
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hoyo found another way to hurt me over la signora...
arlecchino's voiceline is hilarious, la signora was a RICH AUNTIE AUGHH. it's simultaneously pathetically cute and so sad that she was bribing the kids for love. im going to think about la signora at the house of the hearth forever now
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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating
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[video by emersonbrophy. caption: no celery was wasted in the making of this video (very sick of ants on a log)]
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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:
(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)
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Fanart of Falin Touden from Dungeon Meshi. I just finished reading it recently, incredible series.
(Psst I have prints of this available)
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this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith
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ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!!
The person who reblogged this from me needs a hug. Reblog to hug the previous person. 💕
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