i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

There isn’t enough time to do everything. i need my own pace. This life isn’t natural

yearning for a prehensile tail so i could wrap it around you in public, coil it around ur thigh while we wait in line for something, pull you close by the waist as i hold you to me with it

also like sex stuff i guess

RIP i lockpicked my chastity cage again so this time instead she's installing two lil guards next to my penis and one of them can only tell lies

you and that fucking wasp

when the academic article is so good it has you giggling and kicking your feet

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

Mentally floating face down in a river

I, as a 26 year old adult in 2024, just had a nightmare about slenderman trying to get me. Come on.

This has caused great debate among my math friends so I think it needs tumblr's input

I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

Part of the George Washington University student encampment has been sectioned off and those inside are not allowed to leave; they are being threatened with arrest and interim suspension. There are multiple people menstruating and there is only one bathroom tent. They are allowing through scab members of the GWU newspaper, but not medics. There is only one medic that is stuck inside.

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The sick reality is that many of the renowned academics and writers among Gaza's thousands of martyrs will, in twenty years time, be quoted and memorialised by the same universities and institutions that have denigrated them and enabled their slaughter.