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what the actual fuck
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we did it everyone. we’re no longer allowed to talk about the CISGENDER MALE CHEST because it’s sexually explicit
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the ritual of acquiring legal firearm ownership in the US is deputization
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YALL 😭💚💚
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two years ago he had The Rock come on via zoom call from his gym to sell energy drinks & promote Black Adam, two things that are not video games, for 5 minutes. literally how could the expectations get any lower
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anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy
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This is truly incredible.
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“I’m afraid of getting cancer from the cadmium in my painting supplies” I’m not 😌 I love you cadmium yellow. I love you vermillion red. I love you uranium orange, haven’t worked with you but I love you nevertheless. Most of all I love you arsenic green.
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I'll never fucking learn the skyrim shuffle
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