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shades-rick · 2 days

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I'm sorry Rick but I'm afraid that I (a very trustworthy and professional individual) have to diagnose you with

PURPLE

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shades-rick · 2 days

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Mr shades man sir

What's wrong with being purple?

What's NOT wrong with being purple?... I mean, you're red and then blue? And then also not at the same time. It's a nightmare! IT'S TOO MUCH! Just like the dreaded......... "platypus"

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shades-rick · 3 days

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heya, dear shades! what's uh what's that "purple" you mentioned there in the "autism" ask? :3

I think you already know. :)

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shades-rick · 6 days

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Heya Rick! Out of curiosity, if you could have any surface world animal as a pet- which would you have and why?

That's tough, literally! My #1 animal would be the shark. But if you're talking strictly surface world, I'd say whatever this thing I saw Trixie show me once! It's simply, just so beautiful. One could dream of becoming just as majestic as this being.

It is purple just like I.

So round, so.... slimy... Smooth. Like a little stone I would hold it and cradle it as my own blood.

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shades-rick · 6 days

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Hey Rick! What’s your favourite type of surface food that you’ve had? Seems like there’s a lot of things you didn’t have back in ocean country lol

Well, cotton candy surely could be considered ONE of my favorites since you can find it inside of the walls!! I can't BELIEVE nobody told me that cotton candy naturally grew in the ceilings and walls of some people's dwellings, this is truly a marvelous sight 😲

I love eating cotton candy on the surface! Yummy yummy in my tummy!

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shades-rick · 6 days

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Has Naven gotten you an autism diagnosis yet?

Oh dear asker, I'm sure once I go to a medical professional I'll be diagnosed with MANY THINGS :D! Perhaps these diagnoses being the "autism" you speak of might be one of them. But I do hope none of my diagnoses include 1. Death! because that is bad 2. Consumption of juice that makes your BONES hurt 3. Many spiders And 4. Purple.

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shades-rick · 9 days

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HELLO RICK SHADES! I AM YOUR #1 FAN

WOULD YOU LIKE THIS FRIENDSHIP BRACELET I HAVE MADE YOU?

*hands Rick shades a friendship bracelet*

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Flattering that is, I'm actually your 1# fan The IRS Bird! AND I'VE ALREADY MADE A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET FOR YOUU :DD Now we can both have bracelets, my dear twinnem B)

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shades-rick · 9 days

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Uhhh, question. Is it normal for my phone to uh... shake? Eh, whatever, at least you got good drawing and writing skills now dude 🤷‍♀️

WHY OF COURSE ITS NORMAL! why, THATS ME CALLING U RIGHT NOW!!!!~

ALSO, i can?!?!?

why yes i can!!~ do u like my lovely drawing?~

#mod daffy #isnt he such a good artist??#epithet erased #prison of plastic #rick answers

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shades-rick · 9 days

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Rick do you want to be friends

YEESSS!!!~

(you feel ur phone start vibrating violently, and a static feeling coats your hands, snakign thru ur <3)

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shades-rick · 9 days

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hello Wonder how are you? XD

Wonder how I am?? I am Quite lovely Thank you!!! Care to be friends?!?!

#Mod raspberry #epithet erased #prison of plastic #Rick does not understand!#rick answers

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shades-rick · 9 days

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Hey Rick, how are you doing mentally since you came up to the surface world. I know that things are probably a lot better in the in the fact that you aren't constantly at risk of dying, but it's is pretty overwhelming, and old patterns commonly die hard. Many people break down when they get into a safer environment. I just want to make sure that if that happens that you are getting the support you need.

And remember

None of this is your fault

I know it may be hard, but try not to blame yourself too much. You did what you had to in order to survive

Dear, anon! Thank you so much for this lovely message! I am so touched by how much you care about my wellbeing. I deeply assure you I am completely fine. Good ol' Rickie here has got it all figured out B) You do not need to be worried about me at all! A shark must have tough skin after all, does it not?

#epithet erased #prison of plastic #mod sorbet #anon im gonna be so honest with you i think rick had to take like 5 minutes to think of what to say #you can interpret this answer as much as you want LOL #rick answers

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shades-rick · 9 days

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Hi Rick *on the verge of tears* you everheard of splatoon

Whwh..m dm mh n'' (He's on the verge of tears as well.) mn mno

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shades-rick · 10 days

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Heya Rick, what's the purpose of that heart patch you have on your jacket? Are you uh, aware the heart's on the wrong side?

ALSO, how has working for Naven been for ya? :3

Well!~

Obviously its because it looks VERY COOL!!! Well- Well and also because there was a tear and some pieces of my scarf were coming off so,,, I AM A VERY TALENTED SEAMSTRESS!

Anywho,,,~ Ah yes!! Friend naven!!! It's been very fun working for undeR and DEEP!~ Unfortunately it is TOP SECRET but i will have you know i have made MANY FRIENDS! Including this very excited girl and a very tired man. They're MY GOOD GOOD FRIENDS!!!~

#mod daffy #if you can guess who the 2 friends are you get a treat #joke but you can be ricks friend!!~#epithet erased #prison of plastic #hes in denial he messed up okay #rick answers

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shades-rick · 10 days

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YOU'LL REALLY LOVE THESE THINGS!!!! *HANDS YOU A RUBBER DUCK*

Rick's eyes widen, practically filling with sparkles, like you dumped a bottle of glitter in his eyes.

"WHAT IS THIS MAGNIFICENT CREATURE? ITS.... ITS WONDERFUL! Although it is VERY good at being still... how does it do that? Some kind of CAMOUFLAGE??!?" He exclaimed. He continued to stare at the duck indefinitely, trying to break its stillness via intimidation.

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shades-rick · 11 days

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Hihihihi Rick!!!!!

How do you feel about Pufferfish? I've always wanted to bite into one personally!!! Nom!!!!

Pufferfish you say? I remember pufferfish …..

I remember them very well.

So very, very well.

There was so many of them. Too many of them for me to handle. I was helpless. Completely lost in the puff.

erfish whoops sorry!!! :D

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shades-rick · 12 days

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Love you bro (platonic)

'f'; ,, jk5ij ir rp rg ijoij 8r yye er ge 8gg 'o;e ybdsoe

#epithet erased #mod sorbet #hes crying #prison of plastic #hes very grateful so don't worry!!!#rick answers

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shades-rick · 12 days

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Hey Buddy, I was just wondering what’s the weirdest thing you’ve eaten that SHOULDNT have been eaten?

There's things you shouldn't eat?? Ah! I see, that would explain the horrible churning I feel in my guts. That must be not excitement in my tummy but indigestion!

For the weirdest thing, I have the peaking suspicion that the surface world might be all CANNIBALS. which honestly, I wouldn't mind. their food is delicious! :D For I've heard in passing a thing called the dreaded.. "sand witch" WHO IS this sand witch, why are we eating them, and can I be friends with them?

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