This isn't the usual type of post here, but I cannot tell you how much this result delighted me.

whatsso beautiful is i didnt evenknow taylor swif tdid something i thought we were all just hating because it feltright tonight

can you try to be a little less reddit? please?

You want to bounce and moan on it

(Note: like last time, 'delulu’ and 'neurospicy' etc are not included on here because they're just Always Bad!)

Don’t forget to reblog for bigger sample size!

drake?

Back in elementary school in one of my friends classes there was this computer with an educational mario game on it like mario chess and stuff. He would talk to you as you play but if you walked away for awhile he would say something while idling.

Once they were doing little presentations and one kid was up there dead silent like nearly shaking because they were so nervous. Not a single person talking.

All of a sudden you hear from the back marios voice yell out “Whats-a takin you so long!”. The kid starts crying and runs outta the room

im gonna fucking cry

sometimes i wish i had facial hair

like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool

ytp big bad wolf i'm gonna sus. and i'm gonna fuf. and i'll BLOLB. your GAY house. douse

what I want to do to mens' bodies is between me and God and everyone on the internet and no one else

*As in 'friendship that goes back the longest', not the friend who is the oldest. The friendship has to be ongoing to this day - don't count someone you no longer speak to.

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about