doing space missions with a ragtag crew but if I'm being honest I hate all of their fucking guts. we are not making an unlikely family I want to kill these people
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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tasks for today regarding computer prep:
1. go through and shred old mail on the desk
2. organize the desk
3. dust the desk
4. shift desk so computer can fit between that and doorway
5. unbox monitor and see if it needs to he secured in place due to frequent train activity
6. run surge protector from outlet in living room
7. collapse the parts boxes for the storage units / remove directions and file them in the Important Papers Drawer
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feeling so secure in my "owen combs his hair back, he doesn't have a military-duke-nukem-style crew cut" interpretation
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the evil sorcerer malerock and his dumbass elf twink assistant lingonberry
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FIRST PRIDE ART BC I LOVE FOX
bonus bc i cant stop myself
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i liked how the art style in "here in manhattan" leaned more towards stylization and i like how the art style in "quest" leans more towards realism
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god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate
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my evangelion brain did see the word "lance of," and auto-filled "longinus," and that made me laugh because my wife and i have an inside joke where we call it, "the lance of long [redacted]"
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chekhov's lance of gungnir
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need to see him bent in half and torn asunder. who said that
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GET! THAT! KEY OF POWER!
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SHE!!! 🙌🙌🙌
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HIM 🙌🙌🙌
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i could be madly and wildly hypothesizing but we have some ingredients to cook with here
avalon boat w/ gargoyle friends
demona looking for more of odin's things
a panel of owen and a few of alexander, lexington and gnash (who are sad about being left behind because they're "small")
ARE these prime conditions for my elf 🤡 ?
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antoinette is radiating the energy of someone dying to ask how to get a gargoyle to fall in love with you
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