Have y'all seen this 😭

I wrote Trapper John, M.D. fic. Yes really. I'm so far down the rabbit hole it's painful. Read if you like it when Beejtraphawk work out their problems and also if you like Gonzo TJMD i guess

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some of the mash 4077 as animals, i had a lot of fun picking them out my favorite is peacock klinger and dog bj!!!

MASH Drabbles

These will be an ongoing project and I hope to get to as many of your requests as I can!! This is for @remyfire who suggested Donna might meet a kitten that reminds her of Charles.

Try as she might, Donna struggles to get her coat on.  After an ordinary day with the convoy, where she’s had nothing to drink but too little powdered milk mixed in with too much water.  Her sleeve is inside-out and obstructed by something, which squeaks when prodded with her fingers.  A silly, small, sad kind of noise.  She drapes her coat over the van’s hood and coaxes out a kitten with matted fur. It buries its face in her cupped hand.  “Oh, you poor thing…” She tucks it away in her pocket, and feeds it a syringe of reconstituted milk.

(insp)

Shamelessly stolen from my gf's physiology class. I have no idea what universe this woman is living in but I don't want to live there.

Highlights are "Hawkeye, who's one of the soldiers" and apparently Hawkeye tasting someone's pee to diagnose diabetes in case you can't listen <3. Also ends with "think about that". oh im thinking about it. i dont want to be but im thinking about it

FETCH ME NEIL

this killed me

"Why don't you answer his question?"

The incubator || Episode Twelve || Season Two

...i now can't stop thinking about the idea of trans trapper

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

practice

in order 2 travel w the doctor you have 2 defeat their seven evil exes except they're all just different incarnations the master

The fact that I was literally just talking about the bit where Hawkeye wrestles BJ while demanding he tell him what his name stands for and BJ is having Homosexual Thoughts is a sign i think. that was on screen gay sex.

I have not much clue who the priest and hawkeye guy are but they are incredibly endearing to me and I have the strong urge to watch m*a*s*h

COME CLOSERRRRR IT'S A NORMAL SHOW AND WON'T GIVE YOU ANY BRAIN-EATING AMOEBAS

NONE WHATSOEVER!!1!

oh my fucking god it got worse. my mom just told me she wanted to start writing M*A*S*H fanfiction. oh my god i'm gonna be my mom's beta reader because of you

note to self... pander to moms... in my mash fic... untapped market... dollar sign dollar sign dollar sign