At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

draw Roman, Patton and Virgil dressed up as clowns

just a silly trio

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

my favorite images ever are the ones where tommyinnit is edited over sims emotions. do you guys know what im talking about

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

my leitmotif is about to fucking reprise

I’m also interested hearing what exactly the ship is that you based your answer on, if you’d like to share!

(This was meant to be fandom specific but doesn’t have to be. Be free!)

Hello, lactose intolerant person. Your stomach has repeatedly made you aware that you have a dairy sensitivity via violent diarrhea, yet you never alter your eating habits. In front of you is a delicious salad with a nice shredded cheddar. Next to it is another salad of the same quality, minus the cheese that your stomach so despises. The door will unlock and you will be set free regardless of which one you pick, because I already know which one you are going to pick, and there is no trap I could set that is worse than the fate you have sealed for yourself. Good luck out there soldier.

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

contributed by @wodniars-void!

They’re going to the movies

Wrong kind of boop, but it’s okay. Felt like sending some cool vibes.

what i wouldnt give for a good book and a hammock rn

Shoutout to the toxic yuri going on in House where a patient let her girlfriend give her part of her liver despite the fact that she was planning to leave her because "she got bored of her," and the girlfriend knew the patient was planning to leave her but gave her the liver anyway so that she'd be trapped in the relationship out of guilt

a post even a mutual couldn't love

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something