Not what I expected coming from John Green

shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this

me, on my posts: *writes as little info as humanly possible* 

me, in the tags: so anyway, all my problems started on a hot summer day in the late 90′s, when i was born… 

actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

say what you want about bridgerton I know it's not a Good Show or whatever but nicola coughlan insisting on being 'as naked as possible' in this series as a 'fuck you' to everyone saying she's too fat to be a romantic lead and because 'when I'm 60 I wanna watch it and remember how fucking hot I was' is ICONIC BEHAVIOR

shut up of course brook knows zosan is married

RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

bro shut up i’m trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream

I can’t stop thinking about this.

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.