Had a dream about being a mutant were-bat style vampire flying around new york, and one of the ‘cutscenes’ that my brain gave me was so funny. I’m flying around, clawing on rooftops, screeching, y’know the usual, and then i just think to myself “The problem with being a vampire in new york is that while you have no problem finding prey, something that looks just like them is always hunting you back.” In my head i’m like “Oh shit wtf does that mean??” Then in response my perspective swung a couple blocks behind me to zoom in on Steve Carell clinging like a feral beast to the underside of a bridge as he stalked me across the city.