Cafés don’t have clocks because they are timeless places
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What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back?
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ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever
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Holds analog stick halfway so my character walks slowly for dramatic effect.
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“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
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Me, when I see Kaidan again in ME1:
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Today on “rules of English language I didn’t realise were a thing until someone pointed it out”
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Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?
Yeah it’s called sleep
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I genuinely think we should write an open letter to Bioware and accumulate signatures regarding the lack of Andromeda SP DLC and putting Mass Effect on ice and telling them to stop being dumb.
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shepard: so admiral, what's your plan, how are we going to defeat the reapers?
hackett: basically what we are going to do, is to throw you at them and hope for the best. hackett out.
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I always wondered what would happen if everyone’s translators broke down
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guys i really wanna see commander shepard dressed as wonder woman.
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kaidan alenko is very important to me
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DC took Chris Pine so that Marvel couldn’t collect all the Chris’…it’s like when somebody blocks you from the last property in Monopoly so you don’t become too powerful.
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One year later, we remember
Anton Yelchin 1989-2016
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