I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

I need a photographer boyfriend to get my angles and make me look like art

can we just appreciate the fact that my best friend, who in the past struggled with an eating disorder, called out my gym teacher bc he says a size 3 for women is “ideal”

(((The average now for women is a size 14)))

things one direction ruined for me

the word rendezvous

kale

the word direction

malibu 

my sleeping schedule

my life. rip

louis is like what is going on it’s too early for this shit harry

I don’t have a crush on her. She’s just someone I stare at and I like and when she’s not here, it ruins my day.

Harry Potter [about Ginny Weasley during his 6th year] (via incorrect-harry-potter-quotes)

NOT TO BE FAKE DEEP BUT LOUIS LITERALLY SAID “REALLY GOOD” WHEN SOMEONE ASKED IF HARRY WAS GOOD WITH HIS HANDS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

If one of the toys from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know. The other toys would have to watch them play with corpses.

How I imagine Americans to make food.

i hope one day i meet harry and hes wearing an expensive jacket and ill be like “oh oh im so cold” and he would be like “oh here u can borrow this” and then oh whoops i would disappear where would i go we dont know but id take his expensive fuckin jacket w me thats for sure goodbye harry styles

Once you lose someone, it is never exactly the same person who comes back.

Sharon Olds, Satan Says (via somethingsfuckey)

okay no more posts about being in love!! i’m tired and love is fake

when ur a white gay and someone says you and ur boyfriend look alike

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

The "all we do is think about the feelings that we hide" squad

Capricorn, Aquarius, Virgo, Scorpio, Gemini

Zayn keeping Liam’s older shirts (’cos Liam has outgrown them) isn’t even a headcanon any more

Home away from home.

Just a friendly reminder that Louis sang Mr Brightside in his first ever X-Factor audition and we will never see a video of it :)