hi im back

eddie living his best life (´⌣`ʃƪ)♡

anyone: this actor improvised a line of dialogue!! haha isn’t that cool! 

me, for the rest of my fucking life: tom hardy improvised the lobster tank scene 

hi

me: *cracks my knuckles around any adult over 40*

them:

Matt & Thomas the Dank Engine rollin’ down the street, they be rollin’ to the beat

SO WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME BABY ZOMBIES CAN RIDE CATS OR WAS I JUST SUPPOSED TO EXPERIANCE THAT MYSELF

just some flash

to all the girls following me: heyyy loll..

[IG] 190706 jennierubyjane: In the moods for skyblue, white eyeliner and some long nails

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

i lov goofy boys thats so my type

only time i’ve managed to kill a fly with a slap is when i caught two of them fucking

hE NAMED IT BARf ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ˡᵃᶦᵈ ᶦⁿ

yürop ᵐᵃⁿ

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant