If Geiger was a supervillain, she'd actually be SO fucking scary.

Like, there's not much that could be done to stop her by the time she makes up her mind, unless she goes around telling everyone what she's about to do.

I imagine her finding a spot she likes. Maybe it's the apartment where she and Toad lived for a while with the Brotherhood, or the overgrown ruins of the building where the MRD almost caught them, or the old warehouse where he taught her how to skip stones. She turns her radio on and listens to one of her favorite songs and looks out at the view of the city, and then just...self-destructs and takes everything with her.

And the worst part is, she would be so relaxed and at ease when it happens. 10/10 supervillain.

The news of Toad being in the new Deadpool/Wolverine movie, even if it's just a tiny cameo, is gonna set my X-Men hyperfixation back into WARP SPEED

Not that I ever really stopped, I've just been too busy to focus on it tbh

Holy shit.....

HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT

THEY'RE BACK THEY'RE ACTUALLY FUCKING BACK IK THE TOAD ONE COULD BE A STRETCH BUT Y'ALL JUST LOOK AT THAT SIGNATURE HUNCHED OVER POSE! IT HAS TO BE HIM.

Listening to Ludo and randomly remembered a Harry Potter fic I abandoned (because transphobes should rot) and it was honestly so much fun and I miss ittttt.

It was like grumpy x sunshine, but if the grumpy was a thousand year old death omen who had no qualms about murdering Hogwarts staff to get what she wanted, and the sunshine was a jester from hell who would also kill someone for a corn chip and loved his very tall corpse wife so much (she wants to eat him).

It was also really sad and sexy and gross. I want to share art of it uuuugh

Still no war crimes but it’s been several months, and the boyfriend is still Like That. The other day I told him to make a wish at 4:44 so he called me on the phone because his wish was to talk to me. He brings me little treats for no reason and does happy stims whenever I show up at his house. I’m gonna marry him lol

What good is getting back into the dating scene if Toad isn’t real and won’t commit heinous war crimes just to get my attention and love? Truly unfair. :C

I FOUND MY SKETCHES

I made an OC to pair with Peeves the Poltergeist just for funsies but I ended up falling in love with her because she's The Worst lol. Moira is a six-foot-tall banshee dommy mommy who gets a job at Hogwarts teaching folklore (because she IS folklore) when in reality, she just wants to destroy the Sorcerer's Stone so she can kill Nicholas Flamel once and for all. If she doesn't succeed, she dies in his place at the end of the year. Peeves becomes kinda obsessed with her because 1) she's hideous and smells like grave dirt and he loves that kinda thing, and 2) she gets SUPER angry when he messes with her. Hilarity, betrayal, and morally questionable escapades ensue. Everyone is a bad person. No one likes each other and the romance aspects are very toxic. It's like if Gomez and Morticia went apeshit and started committing arson in Scotland without restraint. Literally none of the 'main' main characters even show up, it's all side character bullshit and antics. It's a great time.

Listening to Ludo and randomly remembered a Harry Potter fic I abandoned (because transphobes should rot) and it was honestly so much fun and I miss ittttt.

It was like grumpy x sunshine, but if the grumpy was a thousand year old death omen who had no qualms about murdering Hogwarts staff to get what she wanted, and the sunshine was a jester from hell who would also kill someone for a corn chip and loved his very tall corpse wife so much (she wants to eat him).

It was also really sad and sexy and gross. I want to share art of it uuuugh

Listening to Ludo and randomly remembered a Harry Potter fic I abandoned (because transphobes should rot) and it was honestly so much fun and I miss ittttt.

It was like grumpy x sunshine, but if the grumpy was a thousand year old death omen who had no qualms about murdering Hogwarts staff to get what she wanted, and the sunshine was a jester from hell who would also kill someone for a corn chip and loved his very tall corpse wife so much (she wants to eat him).

It was also really sad and sexy and gross. I want to share art of it uuuugh

Hi I still exist!!!!

I’m just like, super miserable all the time lolol

Love youuuu

Update: he hasn't committed any war crimes yet, BUT my new boyfriend has sent photos of me to everyone he knows including his boss to brag about scoring a "big tiddy goth mommy who is out of his league" and asks me almost every day if I still like him, so I think I found Toad after all.

What good is getting back into the dating scene if Toad isn’t real and won’t commit heinous war crimes just to get my attention and love? Truly unfair. :C

Art ft Toad + Geige (She belongs to @seconds-2-midnight!)

🐍🍭 Hiss 🍭🐍

Another Snake doodle

Gif

Vid

Also shout-out to the person who said the way I draw him traumatizes you lol

I promise I’m still alive and working on dumb things, I’m just busy and everyone around me needs my help all the time.

Had a really nice date with a guy who brought me a Mad Max funko pop and then laid on my living room floor for an hour playing with the kittens. This one is Good.

I shaved my eyebrows off like a week ago and no one IRL has noticed yet.

Sorry for lack of art and cute shit lately, I've just been really busy! Also I'm sick again!