do you remember when you played with dolls as a kid ?? what about the gal who built the doll empire ???
introducing … BARBARA MILLICENT ROBERTS !! barbara , or more known as barbie , is the queen of dolls herself . with her sisters , and totally not her kids from unprotected sex , barbie has taken over straight - to - dvd hollywood . would you want to meet her ??
like and / or reblog this to interact with barbie !! constant drinking , divorces , awful parenting , and kids from unprotected sex sold separately .
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me ?? on a hitaus ??????? its more likely than u think
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❝ looking for something ?? ❞ jules can’t help but ask, brows furrowing as they study the cheerleader. normally, they’re the only one hanging around the library after school, so what the hell was a cheerleader doing there?
she scoffs ----- what a nosy bitch , as brittany would state . the only reason she would be around the abandoned library is to find mackenzie so that brittany could beat her fucking ass . sadly , all she found was someone who didn ‘ t understand the term ‘ mind your own fucking business . ‘
the fuck does it matter to you , bitch ?? “
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“Guide to Troubled Birds” sentence meme
❝ The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math. ❞
❝ I preen for Satan. ❞
❝ I disembowel. It’s what I do. ❞
❝ He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give. ❞
❝ I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip. ❞
❝ I love you despite the warning signs. ❞
❝ I’m a dirty bird. ❞
❝ This was a topsy-turvy world of anguish, shame and self-torment. ❞
❝ I’m three ounces of whoop-ass. ❞
❝ Dealing with you is like herding cats. ❞
❝ My mating dance is mostly seizures. ❞
❝ This jackassery will not stand! ❞
❝ I’ve been through hell and come out singing. ❞
❝ Your love has made me a drunk. ❞
❝ I’m not majestic on weekends. ❞
❝ God can’t help you now. ❞
❝ That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense. ❞
❝ I had on my prettiest dress and he never even looked at it. ❞
❝ He had a violent, uncontrolled temper, which sent him literally insane when he was annoyed, but he was good looking. ❞
❝ This might have passed a very pleasant evening had shit not gotten real. ❞
❝ Perhaps you can do something about the evil spirit in my head. ❞
❝ My emotions have three outlets: haughty silence, tears and rage. ❞
❝ I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place. ❞
❝ I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time. ❞
❝ I’m addicted to shiny things. ❞
❝ The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a mild form of insanity. ❞
❝ My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off. ❞
❝ Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it. ❞
❝ The drinks came. I wasn’t about to be sobered by anything like regret. ❞
❝ Foie gras this, motherfucker! ❞
❝ The whispery groans in my mind are beginning to issue orders. ❞
❝ Unicorn of love, impale me! ❞
❝ Oh. You’re an artist. ❞
❝ I hope you’ll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it’s all I have left. ❞
❝ As always, all I should’ve said was, “I love you.” ❞
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eh hello , how do you say , best friend !
fury bubbles within her , the veins within her knuckles become look they as if they were going to burst . the urge to sock the canadian bitch almost comes unhinged , but she decides that she already broke jenna ‘ s nose —- she didn ‘ t need to break another .
a quick inhale and exhale . she relaxes and her fists turn back to ordinary hands . though she looked to be calm , there was a hurricane inside —- just waiting for the perfect time for the hell to be unleashed . one that would annihilate saison so fast that she wouldn ‘ t even be able to say “ how do you say “ before she ‘ d get obliterated by it .
saison . could i have the honor to explain the most obvious and simple thing ?? of course i can . WE ARE NOT FUCKING BEST FRIENDS . we are not friends … we are not acquaintances … you are just an obsessive piece of fucking horseshit . if i could go back in time , i would personally go up to you with a baseball bat —- when you were pregnant —- and beat the EVERLOVING GODDAMN SHIT OUT OF YOU AND THAT DUMBASS BABY !!!!! is that clear , saison ?? “
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SHE WAS BORN AND RAISED ON THE EIFFEL TOWER , RIGHT BY THE CHAMPS-ÉLYSÉES . SHE KNOWS MADELINE . SHE MADE HER TV DEBUT IN BABES HAVING BABIES , && NOW SHE’S COMING TO YOUR , HOW DO YOU SAY , DASHBOARD !!
introducing an independent // private blog for SAISON MARGUERITE from the most popular girls in school . warning: due to the atmosphere of this show , this blog may contain swears && triggering material .
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welcum to the crew,,,,,,,, @howdyousay
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WHO THE FUCK SAID MY HANDJOBS WERE SECOND RATE ?!
do you love a girl who constantly swears on a daily basis and one who ‘ s handjobs are most likely second rate . brittany matthews is a vengeful cheerleader who will gladly fuck you up if you mess with her . this blog contains swearing and topics that could be triggering .
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