I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way
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adORABLE
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What movie each sign should absolutely watch
Aries: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE
Tauros: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE
Gemini: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE
Cancer: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE
Leo: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE
Virgo: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE
Libra: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE
Scorpio: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE
Sagittarius: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE
Capricorn: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE
Aquarius: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE
Pisces: KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE
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get pugs, not drugs
probably eggsy unwin to random teenagers that pass the kingsman headquarters (via kingsmanposts)
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Harry+Eggsy is all good, but I’d really like to see more Percival and what made him legit choose Roxy for an elite white boys’ spy club, and whether he shoved it in Harry’s face like HAH MY GIRL BEAT YOUR CHAV when she got made Kingsman.
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my entire academic career
me: I should have done this earlier
me: [sweats nervously]
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Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm.
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you can find light in the darkest of times
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you are not in control
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Artificial Intelligence.
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