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not a self-hating jew but a self-hating swiftie
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girls when one of your eyes is always half shut, something happened when you were a kid, i didn’t know then and i’ll never understand why it feels like i did 🙄🙄🙄
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oh wow i go here!
the tweet is pretty misleading, UofR has not agreed to cut ties with israel at all. however, students did meet with faculty/admin and they will be starting the process of divestiment. it’s not a guarantee of anything, but it’s a start. protests work! keep doing what you’re doing!
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Ghazzah was once a thriving sea port, a center of medical knowledge, well-known for its textiles and beautiful patterns. It was a culinary wonder, and the food was well-known for the people's use of chili peppers in most of their dishes. Ghazzah was always special, not just within Palestine but within the broader region it existed at nearly the center of.
Ghazzah has since become a graveyard for children, through occupation, through Western imperialism, through their genocide of us. Through hatred and propaganda it was justified, by all of Western media, and the occupation's 'Hasbara' propaganda machine.
The people of Ghazzah and the city and its culture and its history have always been exceptional, that scared them; it scared them that they couldn't steal that from us. So they tried to tear it down. The circumstances imposed on us are not who we are.
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sometimes the swifties take over my dash and sometimes the anti-swfties take over and i’m just like. guys. why do you hate/adore her so vehemently. im tired
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i have a date with this friend of a friend of a friend and they offered to meet me at my building and i was gonna be like “how do you know where i live👀👀” before i remembered that they’ve been to my place before because they’re friends with my roommate so i’m reallg not beating the homie hopper allegations
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every year or so tik tok starts debating who the “real mean girl” was in mean girls and i’m just so baffled by the lack of media comprehension. the point is that they are ALL MEAN GIRLS. Yes! Janis was a mean girl. But so was Regina. All of the girls were mean girls!!! That’s what the gym scene is about, every girl gong up on stage and admitting something horrible they’ve done to another person.
It’s why Cady’s character had to be home schooled and not just transferring from a different school. It had to show you that everyone is capable of being a “mean girl” because high school is kill or be killed. It’s so easy to hurt others in the name of protecting yourself. Even girls who were kind and wanted to be kind succumbed to being a “mean girl” in order to make it through the day.
Mean Girls isn’t about right vs wrong. It’s about hierarchies in high school, it’s about the performance of femininity, it’s about toxic femininity, it’s about expectations and the desire to be accepted.
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#i get maggie rogers we’re fine#ummm also snail mail and all time low#and howard ashman apparently? so throw some disney in there#wait actually a lot of people are from md???
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CASSANDRA
being autistic means being known as the boy who cried wolf because you’ll see a wolf in the distance and be like “hey, uh, there’s a wolf that’s kinda far away rn so maybe we should build a fence so it doesnt attack us” and everyone is like “nope i don’t see a wolf, stop being dramatic, stop causing problems” and then the wolf attacks you and everyone is like “omg, that’s terrible, i can’t believe the wolf bit you! unfortunately there is nothing we could have done to stop this from happening”
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Listen I'm aroace as hell but ouhgr...... aesthetically that does something to me... you agree with me
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we asked my friend how big the showers are in the building where his gf lives (since we might live there next year) and this poor man blushes and goes uh. they’re a good size yeah. and immediately the dots connect and we all started laughing and couldn’t stop and i am so filled with affection for my friends!! but also the thought of him having sex is WILD because he’s like basically my little brother (even though he’s older than me and i have an actual blood related little brother who has also probably had sex before)
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A blonde walks in a bank to get a loan. “I need to borrow $100 for a month,” she says.
The banker frowns, but takes her information anyway. He runs her credit but can’t find a report. “I’m sorry,” he says, “but in the absence of a credit record, we’ll have to charge 20% interest on the loan, and you’ll need to put up collateral.
“What does that mean?” the blonde says.
“It means,” the banker says, “you’ll have to repay us $120, and you’ll need to give us something more valuable to hold onto until you pay us back.”
“Something more valuable?” The blonde says. “How about my Ferrari?”
The banker nearly snorts his coffee all over his desk, but he prides himself on customer service so he soldiers on. He runs the title on the Ferrari and what do you know, the blonde owns it free and clear. “Okay, he says, “I’ll print out the papers.”
“Just so I understand,” the blonde says, “I give you my Ferrari and you give me a hundred dollars, right? And then in a month, I give you $120 and you give me my Ferrari back?”
“Yes,” the banker says, “that’s the deal.”
She signs the paperwork and hands him the keys. He counts out $100 for her and watches her saunter out the door.
A month to the day later, he’s sitting at his desk when the blonde saunters back in. She hands him $120 and says “I get my car back, right?”
“Yep, he says as he hands her the keys. She turns to go but he stops her. “Miss, I really have to ask, why did you use a $140,000 car as collateral on a $100 loan?”
“Oh!” The blonde says. “I got called out of town unexpectedly on business. How else can I park a Ferrari for a month in Manhattan for only $20?”
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[image description: digital art of steve harrington and eddie munson sitting across from each other in a cracked bathtub. eddie is very pale and very filthy and Steve is cradling his hands while saying "cradle." the wall behind them is half blue tile, half grey-cream plaster. /end id.]
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drew a little snapshot of The Bath Scene from @azrielgreen's you're divine <3
i'm pretty sure in the actual scene they're both wearing pants (and i think steve has his shirt on) but i couldn't be bothered drawing clothes so they're either naked or in their underwear that's up to you
bonus!
how (not) to teach your monster friend how to wash his hair:
[image description: a three paneled comic drawn in black and white, with steve and eddie still facing each other in the bath.
steve tells eddie "Like this-" while eddie watches, confused, and then dunks himself under the water. eddie panics and dives after him.
in the last panel he's holding a soaking steve by the face with a grumpy expression and saying "no." /.end id]
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this is what its like being autistic on tumblr
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