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Cars 2 memes 💥
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Your honor, them
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Cars Human AU HC #4
So back in 1980s & 1990s, Strip was best friends with Mario Andretti, Darrell Cartrip and Dale Earnhardt Sr. They had a similar friend dynamic to the one Lightning has with Cal, Bobby, Brick and Dale Jr. Although they were competitors out on the track, off-track, they were close friends and often hung out before and after races, even doing a yearly fishing trip together.
However, these four were complete idiots and had no brain cells (technically Strip was the one with the brain cell but barely used it) and were absolutely chaotic with each other.
This was because Dale Sr had no impulse control, Mario was somewhat of an instigator, Darrell was raging homosexual that didn't always think first, and Strip had no self-preservation.
The amount of dumb shit these four did is wild. They were also massive pranksters and usually got into a yearly prank war in which they pranked the shit out of each other.
How these four remained friends for 20+ years is a mystery.
Poor Roger has so many gray hairs from dealing with Strip and his gaggle of idiots, but he couldn't stop him.
There were also a couple times where Chick accidentally got roped into whatever shenanigan Strip, Darrell, Dale, and Mario were doing and had to go with it. Although 70% of that time was spent trying to keep Chick and Dale (and Darrell to a lesser extent) from killing each other (they hated each other).
I'm planning a whole series featuring these four and their shenanigans.
#the king and his court of idiots#< prev#YES TO THAT LMAO#Roger and Tex's gaggle of misfit chaos bringers#pixar cars#strip weathers#mario andretti#dale sr#roger wheeler#darrell cartrip
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Jackson Storm looks like 5 gum
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Vroom
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things that are soooo chick hicks:
a fridge covered in tacky magnets
an overdecorated christmas tree
an ugly christmas sweater
a field of colorful flowers
a mountainside with houses on it
#YES TO ALL OF THESE#he'd have a tacky Christmas sweater that has a piston cup patch on it with light up Christmas lights wrapped around it#pixar cars#chick hicks
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The following is the original :D
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Gonna squish him under my shoe
#pixar cars#humanized cars#cars pixar#cars fandom#pixar cars humanized#chick hicks#when i said he looked like he rummages through garbage cans i meant it#✎𓂃
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Part 2
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Humanized Cars character designs I made a while ago.
#I AM IN LOVE WITH THESE#Doc and Darrell especially<3#thank you for this fine meal i will be staring at it for 12 hours straight#pixar cars#strip weathers#darrell cartrip#doc hudson#woag! art!
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trouble at the top
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have another High Quality ™ cal weathers meme 👍
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Mama's boy🌹🏎
This dude……both hot and cute😭😭😭😭😭
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Lightning and Storm after every race
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YALL IF YOU’RE A PART OF THE CARS FANDOM PLEASE REBLOG THIS I’M LOOKING FOR MORE CARS MOOTS SKDHSKDHDJ
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only old white man (besides doc) that I’m cool with
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CAL & BOBBY & STRIP
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