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Fuck Yeah Prince Philip!
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He hung up on me before I finished asking him the ship shipping ship question. #rude
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Windsor, UK, 1991 - Sir chillin' at the Windsor Horse Show with his Land Rover Discovery
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Reblog and put in the tags the pettiest reason you’ll block someone
#having a really long “legal disclaimer” in the intro#that just tells me you out here being absolutely batshit insane and I want no part of it#outside of that just being generally annoying as shit in some form or fashion
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Me, showing bae: THIS IS WHY Y'ALL LOST.
Bae: ...Unnecessary.
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"I made this." - Sea Duke
#pls stfu ok I know Andy is trash (ALLEGEDLY!)#Sea Duke being proud of his latest achievement outranks that#Sir being happy/proud > anything else#he also looks sexy af in this ok let me be horny at him in peace#Prince Philip#THEY FUCKED
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reblog and put in the tags a ship you hate
#USS Iwo Jima (LHD 7)#they never sent any Sailors out for pier sweepers or to man the ECP#my ship had to do it all#also they got to do Fleet Week instead of us EVERY SINGLE TIME
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Reblog and tag with a media which is supposed to have everything you like and you thought you'd love it... But you just don't.
#THE CROWN#at this point I'm only here to eyeball season 1-4 TV Sea Duke#the amount of frustration I have about this show is like nothing I've experienced previously#not to mention the blue balls it gave me
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
#I'm more than willing to discuss Relevant Topics™ of this blog#personal questions are fine but my Actual Love Life is off limits and not your business
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Sometimes the Daily Fail does get it right.
Archived link because fuck their demand I allow their 270 ads.
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Sea Duke's sex appeal in the '90s was never questionable, even if his #fashun choices were.
Someone gave him that belt and he said "I LOVE IT I'MMA WEAR IT RIGHT NOW!" like a kid on Christmas.
#Sir ur pants have loops around the outside of the waist#that's where the belt goes#tho you're doing a decent job of being Texan AF™ with that belt buckle#Prince Philip
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reblog and put in the tags your queer awakening (could be a person, movie, book, event, whatever).
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reblog this and put in the tags a misconception people have about your fandom that annoys you
#we're all devout monarchists#broski I am unapologetically American#explain to me how I could even remotely be a monarchist
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