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scurzle · 2 days
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penny and ezra lamb are like violet and klaus baudelaire if they were evil
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scurzle · 2 days
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Help why is there #noel gruber
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( cred: sweetxcoquette on pinterest )
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scurzle · 12 days
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why do we need taylor swift? the superior singing white girl is RIGHT THERE
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scurzle · 12 days
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back again with the cyclone shenanigans 🌀🌀
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scurzle · 17 days
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Being a ride the cyclone fan is so crazy because you are just trying to rewatch it for the 13th time and you accidentally find an old deleted song from a college production and its the most angelic thing you’ve ever heard but the video is 2x2 pixel resolution
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scurzle · 18 days
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tou are my dunshine my only sundhine you make me hapyyyyyyyy when skies are gay❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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scurzle · 18 days
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should i cop
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scurzle · 18 days
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ride the cyclone au where everything is the same except jane has afenschwanz’s head
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scurzle · 18 days
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The third play in the Uranium City trilogy: Constance’s little brother and Ezra Lamb teaming up and going on a cross country road trip to f*** up the owners of the Wonderville Fair company for the almost-murder of their big sisters, change my mind.
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scurzle · 18 days
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Me watching a new RTC fan write Penny as shy and quiet before reading Legoland: (it's a canon event, I can't interfere)
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scurzle · 18 days
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Wait ride the cyclone is a literal emotional rollercoaster I feel so stupid now
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scurzle · 19 days
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me when i'm having brainrot for characters who don't have names and their boyfriend who's last name is baby sheep
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scurzle · 19 days
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i hate to break it to some of y'all rtc "everyone lives/no one dies" au fanfic writers but it's sooo obvious if u haven't read legoland. penny and ezra are NOT normal at all and u guys makes them so like.. idk self aware when they are the absolute furthest thing from it. and also it hurts when i see people call legoland a musical just because rtc is 😭
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scurzle · 19 days
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Oh my god I’m at a Walmart it sure would be a shame if a young boy started seizing at this Walmart and his older sister had to resuscitate him at this Walmart and it would bring all of us together at this Walmart and a old woman wiped a tear at this Walmart it sure would be a shame at this Walmart
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scurzle · 21 days
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I love LEGOLAND bc if you were to actually try and explain the plot, you’d get a wild story about a girl recounting the story of how she ended up in this play, which basically consists of herself, her younger brother, and a load of other puppets and dolls, used while telling the story of how this girl and her younger brother traveled from Canada to Orlando surviving solely on drug money and McDonald’s Happy Meals to go and give her idol a Thermos of his special coffee bc he’s no longer the sweet leader of a boy band, he’s now a rapper who’s main hit is called “Fuck You Wit’ My Chainsaw” and the way she eventually ended up biting his face and getting stuck in probation and being forced to tell this story or do a year of community service and in a way it works.
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scurzle · 21 days
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I love LEGOLAND bc if you were to actually try and explain the plot, you’d get a wild story about a girl recounting the story of how she ended up in this play, which basically consists of herself, her younger brother, and a load of other puppets and dolls, used while telling the story of how this girl and her younger brother traveled from Canada to Orlando surviving solely on drug money and McDonald’s Happy Meals to go and give her idol a Thermos of his special coffee bc he’s no longer the sweet leader of a boy band, he’s now a rapper who’s main hit is called “Fuck You Wit’ My Chainsaw” and the way she eventually ended up biting his face and getting stuck in probation and being forced to tell this story or do a year of community service and in a way it works.
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scurzle · 21 days
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no matter how sad I am that there is only one surviving Legoland clip, I’m so glad it was that one specifically.
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