Are they....are they hunting him?

The mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

an asparagus looks on in horror as their four adopted children encourage his tomato husband to commit mass suicide

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

I feel like I have a big tiddie goth gf energy inside me but the societal pressure to “dress apropriately” for my age is keeping her caged up 

People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

The last two im not suprised about but the first two have me intrigued 🤔

oop im back what i miss? 

me and my big stupid cock... 😞 *kicks a tin can down the street with my head hunched over*