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scrambled-meat · 12 hours

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so the place i work apparently won an award 4 best place 2 work so we all celebrated 2day w a root beer float party

n. this 1 manager i think is super hot was talking 2 me abt it

hes straight as fuck, married w kids n all that, but knows im "gay" ne he prolly knows DAMN well i have a crush on him--its hard 2 hide, anytime any other manager talks 2 me i keep my composure despite being anxious, but hes 1 of the most lax managers there n i still stutter n fumble over my words whenever i talk 2 him

n theres no way he doesnt know that hes hot as fuck, like holy shit

so i think hes been teasing me??? jus 4 fun n his own entertainment ofc, hes 4 sure not into me like that lol, but prolly jus finds it entertaining 2 turn me into a stammering puddle of mush

BUT

4 a while i thought i was jus reading 2 deep into it

until 2day when he looked right at me w those deep, soft, dark brown eyes, smirking, n said in the sexiest voice ever "well... maybe if you behave... u can bring home 2 floats... one for u n one for ur partner of course,"

#the sparkle in his eyes #the smirk on his face #the almost pornographic way he said “well maybe If You Behave...”#theres no fucken way he didnt know what he was doing #1 of the only benefits of being a trans guy: ur boners are VERY felt but thankfully arent visible

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scrambled-meat · 12 hours

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so the place i work apparently won an award 4 best place 2 work so we all celebrated 2day w a root beer float party

n. this 1 manager i think is super hot was talking 2 me abt it

hes straight as fuck, married w kids n all that, but knows im "gay" ne he prolly knows DAMN well i have a crush on him--its hard 2 hide, anytime any other manager talks 2 me i keep my composure despite being anxious, but hes 1 of the most lax managers there n i still stutter n fumble over my words whenever i talk 2 him

n theres no way he doesnt know that hes hot as fuck, like holy shit

so i think hes been teasing me??? jus 4 fun n his own entertainment ofc, hes 4 sure not into me like that lol, but prolly jus finds it entertaining 2 turn me into a stammering puddle of mush

BUT

4 a while i thought i was jus reading 2 deep into it

until 2day when he looked right at me w those deep, soft, dark brown eyes, smirking, n said in the sexiest voice ever "well... maybe if you behave... u can bring home 2 floats... one for u n one for ur partner of course,"

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scrambled-meat · 9 days

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i will either be immortalized as part of the 41%, or will actually be recognized as male, but used as a form of proof as to all men being violent and dangerous

#probably w ppl finding vents ive made abt sexual frustration n dysfunction n labeling me as a fucking incel or some shit

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scrambled-meat · 9 days

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theres probably a decent amt of ppl whose reaction would be Not Even Affected Aside From "Oh yea, I always kinda figured (s)he would end up committing suicide"

i try 2 pretend online that im happy so no ones worried abt me

i dont wanna bother or burden or annoy ppl

n ive created this image of myself that has survived all the horrible shit that has fucking happened 2 me that everyone that hasnt disowned me or cut me off 4 being a disgusting queer is proud of

but i drink so much that if i stopped id probably have a seizure, n i consistently think abt n almost FANTASIZE abt my own death in great detail

all the different ways i could do it, all the different ways ppl could react, if they react at all

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scrambled-meat · 9 days

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i try 2 pretend online that im happy so no ones worried abt me

i dont wanna bother or burden or annoy ppl

n ive created this image of myself that has survived all the horrible shit that has fucking happened 2 me that everyone that hasnt disowned me or cut me off 4 being a disgusting queer is proud of

but i drink so much that if i stopped id probably have a seizure, n i consistently think abt n almost FANTASIZE abt my own death in great detail

all the different ways i could do it, all the different ways ppl could react, if they react at all

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scrambled-meat · 9 days

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if ur a female abuse victim, esp if ur rly pretty, ppl will bend over backwards 2 make sure ur okay n do anything they fucking can 2 help u

not saying they shouldnt

u deserve that

everyone deserves that

but if ur just some random dude, no one cares. even ur own boyfriend would rather "help" the pretty, female, white, blonde abuse victim than their own boyfriend, who is also an abuse victim

nobody fucking gives a shit abt male abuse victims

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scrambled-meat · 9 days

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thats probably why so many of us just kill ourselves

nobody fucking gives a shit abt male abuse victims

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scrambled-meat · 9 days

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nobody fucking gives a shit abt male abuse victims

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scrambled-meat · 11 days

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happy birthday patrick stump :D

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scrambled-meat · 12 days

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Bill and Ford were unintentionally so fucking gay that it's funny. Why were they like this.

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scrambled-meat · 12 days

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Bill and Ford both having little autobiographies/daries alone is funny but the fact that Bill copied Ford's design is funnier to me.

The binding on the side, image representing oneself in the middle, and the four,,, thingies at the corners of the book. We get it, Bill. You think you're hilarious.

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