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from “that’s my girl” to “that’s my wife”
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* SCREAM FILM FRANCHISE PROMPTS .
SCREAM :
❛ Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship? ❜
❛ I’m sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. ❜
❛ You sick fucks. You’ve seen one too many movies! ❜
❛ Are you alone in the house? ❜
❛ We’re gonna play a little game. ❜
❛ My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me! ❜
❛ When do we see breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee’s breasts. ❜
❛ You cut me too deep. I think I’m dying here, man. ❜
❛ You take a knife and you slit ‘em from groin to sternum. ❜
❛ I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl. ❜
❛ We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, boo-gah, you die. ❜
❛ What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not a killer? ❜
❛ We already played that game, remember? ❜
❛ I mean did Norman Bates have a motive? Don’t think so! ❜
❛ See, it’s a lot scarier when there’s no motive. ❜
❛ Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? ❜
❛ Oh, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface. I wanna be in the sequel! ❜
❛ Well, you’re not going to be alone any more, right? ❜
❛ There’s always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. ❜
❛ I never thought I’d be so happy to be a virgin. ❜
❛ What’s your favorite scary movie? What comes to mind? ❜
❛ You hang up on me again and I’ll gut you like a fish, you understand? ❜
❛ Tell me something. Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? ❜
❛ This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare. ❜
SCREAM 2 :
❛ I’m not interrupting anything, am I? ❜
❛ Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath? ❜
❛ You should really deal with your trust issues. ❜
❛ This is just the kind of guy you’d love to bring home to mom… if… you had… a mom. ❜
❛ I was just reading in your book about your last cameraman, the guy got gutted. ❜
❛ First of all: he wasn’t gutted. I made it up. His throat was slashed. ❜
❛ You know, you must be getting quite a lot of flak on that, right? ❜
❛ Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. ❜
❛ Well, I was hoping I might get just a few words with you. ❜
❛ Tell us everything that’s happened, looking back on the last two years? ❜
❛ Whoa, Hey, hey, hey hey, Deep breaths, Lot of deep breaths. ❜
❛ Why do you always answer a question with a question? ❜
❛ Yeah, and I’m impatient. Look, do you want to leave a message for someone? ❜
❛ So, why don’t you show your face, you fucking coward? ❜
❛ The killer is trying to finish what was started. ❜
❛ If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out who’s next. ❜
❛ So what do you wanna do, bonehead? Sit here, wait and see who drops next? ❜
❛ Don’t you know history repeats itself? Hm? ❜
❛ I thought I was gonna be up there until opening night. ❜
❛ So, uh… what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜
❛ Is that the best you can do? ❜
❛ “Drink with your brain.” That’s our motto. ❜
❛ That shit only calls you when he’s drunk. Don’t go over there. ❜
❛ No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be the hero and you’ll never, ever get the girl. ❜
SCREAM 3 :
❛ Not only did they-did they kill the film, but they killed my cast.. ❜
❛ Variety called me a “pariah”. I don’t even know what a “pariah” is. ❜
❛ Oh, it’s hard being friends with you, [Name]. ❜
❛ When you’re friends with [Name], you die. ❜
❛ It’s time you came to terms with me and with mother! ❜
❛ I had no idea they were going to make a film of their own. ❜
❛ Fucking kill me! You can’t fucking kill me! ❜
❛ So, why don’t you tell me, who you are? ❜
❛ Answer right, your girlfriend lives. ❜
❛ I’m sorry I’m running late. I’m still on the 405. I’m about 10 minutes away. ❜
❛ Uh, look, since I got you on the phone, let’s talk about your character, okay? ❜
❛ See? I don’t understand why I have to start the scene in the shower. ❜
❛ When it’s a threat, you’ll know it. ❜
❛ The killer is in the house and he’s upstairs! ❜
❛ The question isn’t who I am. The question is: Who’s with me? ❜
❛ Now, do you have somewhere we can be… alone? ❜
❛ If you do one thing to attract attention to yourself, one thing, I’ll kill them both. ❜
❛ I don’t want them. I want you. It’s simple. You show yourself, they survive. ❜
❛ I’ll call you when you’re on your way. ❜
❛ How do I know they’re not dead already? ❜
❛ What’s the matter? What are you staring at? ❜
❛ You’re gonna pay for the life you stole from me, [Name]. ❜
❛ You did it all. You did it! You call them all, even your closest… friends. ❜
❛ How do you know you’re not hearing things? How do you know I’m not someone in your head? ❜
SCREAM 4 :
❛ You forgot the first rule of remakes: “Don’t fuck with the original”. ❜
❛ Oh, my God, I love it. I’ve seen it five times and still gets me every time. ❜
❛ Am I, or did whoever make it just underthink it? ❜
❛ Don’t we hear enough of this story every year? ❜
❛ I’m not trying to scare you.. ❜
❛ This is the last person you’re ever gonna see alive. ❜
❛ You’re in my movie, you got a fun part, so don’t blow it. ❜
❛ People live and people die, and you’d better start running! ❜
❛ And I like him - To tease, to torment, to make him squirm! ❜
❛ Sorry about that. Just… making around before taking off. ❜
❛ It’s okay. I mean, you had… a lot of stuff… going on back then. ❜
❛ I think I have just enough time to slice someone open! ❜
❛ You do know there are cops all over the house? ❜
❛ You think this is all about you? You think you’re still the star? ❜
❛ You’ve done very well by all this bloodshed, haven’t you? ❜
❛ Well, how about the town you left behind? ❜
❛ I’m gonna slit your eyelids in half so you don’t blink when I stab you in the face. ❜
❛ But if you wanna be in the hospital, I’d be happy to put you there - in the morgue! ❜
❛ It’s kind of the one component the killer is missing. ❜
❛ You film your entire high school experience, and, what, post it on the ‘net? ❜
❛ Well, if you wanna be the new, new version, the killer should be filming the murders. ❜
❛ Working on less of a Shrequel and more of a Screamake. ❜
❛ Ah, friends count, but it’s the family ties that cut deep. Am I right? ❜
❛ The ones you care about most. And what’s closer than family? The bond of blood. ❜
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* phone call prompts
[ 📞 ] ‘ say something.’
[ 📞 ] ‘ it’s good to hear your voice. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ are you still there? ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ you’re lying. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ wait, don’t hang up. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ i need your help. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ are you crying? ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ i love you. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ i’m scared. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ i worry about you. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ where are you? are you okay? ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ don’t beat yourself up about it. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ hang on, i’m coming to get you. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ are you in trouble? ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ something happened. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ it’s me. can we talk? ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ i’ll stay on the phone until you fall asleep. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ i’m glad you called. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ i’m sorry about earlier. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ tell me you’re not planning on doing anything stupid. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ you have to promise. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ i have to go now. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ stop disappearing. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ i’m always here for you. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ you’re important. don’t forget that. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ i had a nightmare. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ leave me alone. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ i trust you.’
[ 📞 ] ‘ i hate you. ’
[ 📞 ] ‘ it wasn’t your fault. ’
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* 400 RANDOM DIALOGUE PROMPTS (READ MORE) ,
“i never noticed your eyes were this pretty.”
“i’ll stay in tonight, thanks.”
“i can’t even trust myself anymore.”
“anything to eat around here?”
“i hope to repay your kindness someday.”
“you’re a terrible flirt you know.”
“the only time you talk to me is when you need something.”
“how did you find me?”
“how can i possibly trust you? after all you’ve done.”
“i take orders from your father, not you.”
“you’re not a very convincing liar.”
“i thought i’d never see you again.”
“why can’t i come with you?”
“it was my fault. it was all my fault.”
“all this anger and hate, it’s not good for you.”
“this is the part where you apologize.”
“is being drunk an excuse?”
“let me out of here! let me go!”
“aren’t we in a good mood today?”
“i was making sure you weren’t dead, since you never called.”
“there’s nothing left for me here.”
“i know i lied to you. you can hate me and it’s all right.”
“i’ve been waiting for you for a long time.”
“what happened? i heard a crash.”
“was it you? did you do all this?”
“don’t come any closer!”
“looking for something?”
“you’re too scared to do it, aren’t you?”
“i thought you’d like this.”
“you came back!”
“i like seeing you smile.”
“i must warn you, i won’t go easy on you this time.”
“it’s better to expect disappointment.”
“sorry to put you through that. i guess i owe you one now.”
“no way, i’m not doing that.”
“it’s you! you came for me.”
“could you be happy here with me?”
“let me buy you another drink.”
“why should i trust you?”
“he’s only mostly dead.”
“knowledge is power.”
“i screwed up. i know.”
“we’re going to have to stay here tonight.”
“help me choose something to wear?”
“i do care.”
“i’m sorry, i’m not what you think i am.”
“how many more people need to die before you’re satisfied?”
“you scared me.”
“just try to hang on.”
“i risked my life for you!”
“two years later and you haven’t changed.”
“we’re not so different after all.”
“i need you to trust me.”
“why are you being so stubborn?”
“you don’t scare me.”
“i’m scared of what you’re becoming.”
“you look like you just saw a ghost.”
“that’s quite a scratch you’ve got there.”
“i’ve always hated it.”
“this is the part where you leave.”
“don’t treat me like a child.”
“you were talking in your sleep.”
“what are you doing out here by yourself?”
“wait. i’ve heard that sound before.”
“would it be alright if i borrowed this?”
“i think i have a bit more experience with this thing than you do.”
“it’s not stealing if it was mine to begin with.”
“it’s nothing personal.”
“you were going to leave without saying goodbye?”
“i’ll still be here when you wake up.”
“don’t you fucking dare!”
“you’re lucky you’re cute.”
“it’s too dark, i can’t see anything.”
“i swear it wasn’t me.”
“that is not an appropriate question to ask a lady you’ve just met.”
“i’ve got your back, okay?”
“how long have i been asleep?”
“just who do you think you are?”
“i think i might’ve broken something…”
“i wish you’d take better care of yourself.”
“is this what you wanted?”
“what do you want in exchange for it?”
“did you miss me?”
“i’m trying my best and it’s not good enough.”
“it’s not safe for people to see us together.”
“don’t lie to me.”
“i see a lot of myself in you.”
“take a seat, we’re gonna be here a while.”
“i won’t hate you. i know you think that’s what you deserve but it’s not.”
“who do you fight for?”
“it’s rare to see your kind around here.”
“walk with me?”
“i know you better than you think.”
“why did you bring me here?”
“what did you want to tell me?”
“you don’t even know my name.”
“it’s nothing, i’m just tired.”
“of course i care. you’re my family.”
“i didn’t tell you because i was afraid… of losing you.”
“where is my candy, you son of a bitch?”
“you want me to punch him in the face?”
“please… say something.”
“who the hell invited you?”
“we need to be careful.”
“i just wanted to say i’m sorry.”
“we’re locked in!”
“don’t be naked. i’m coming in.”
“do you ever get afraid?”
“you wouldn’t understand.”
“promise you’ll say something if you need help?”
“where have you been?”
“there was blood everywhere.”
“i just need to step away for a bit, get some fresh air.”
“we’re safe, aren’t we?”
“how about a little midnight snack?”
“how many people have you killed? how many?”
“whatever you’re going to ask, the answer is no.”
“you look… amazing.”
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* 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐘 𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐎 .
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𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐥 .
❛ i want it to be , like , messy . ❜
❛ i’m so insecure . ❜
❛ i’m so caught up in the news of who likes me and who hates you . ❜
❛ they’d all be so disappointed . ❜
❛ where’s my fucking teenage dream ? ❜
❛ i don't stick up for myself . ❜
❛ i'm anxious and nothing can help . ❜
❛ i wish people liked me more . ❜
❛ all i did was try my best . ❜
❛ this the kind of thanks i get ? ❜
❛ i wish i could disappear . ❜
❛ god , it’s brutal out here . ❜
❛ i feel like no one wants me . ❜
❛ i only have two real friends . ❜
𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐫 .
❛ i played dumb but i always knew . ❜
❛ i kept quiet so i could keep you . ❜
❛ ain’t it funny how you said you were friends ? ❜
❛ you betrayed me . ❜
❛ i know that you’ll never feel sorry . ❜
❛ loved you at your worst but that didn’t matter . ❜
❛ but you’re still a traitor . ❜
❛ there’s no damn way that you could fall in love with somebody that quickly . ❜
❛ and you told me i was paranoid . ❜
❛ i wish that you had thought this through before i went and fell in love with you . ❜
𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 .
❛ i got my driver's license last week . ❜
❛ she’s everything i’m insecure about . ❜
❛ how could i ever love someone else ? ❜
❛ i know we weren’t perfect but i’ve never felt this way for no one . ❜
❛ i just can’t imagine how you could be so okay now that i’m gone . ❜
❛ all my friends are tired of hearing how much i miss you . ❜
❛ i kinda feel sorry for them . ❜
❛ they’ll never know you the way that i do . ❜
❛ i guess you didn’t mean what you wrote in that song about me . ❜
❛ i still see your face in the white cars . ❜
❛ can’t drive past the places we used to go to . ❜
❛ i still fuckin’ love you . ❜
❛ i still hear your voice in the traffic . ❜
❛ you said forever . ❜
❛ now i drive alone past your street . ❜
𝟏 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝, 𝟑 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐩𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 .
❛ i called you on the phone today . ❜
❛ all i did was speak normally . ❜
❛ somehow i still struck a nerve . ❜
❛ you got me fucked up in the head . ❜
❛ never doubted myself so much . ❜
❛ like am i pretty ? ❜
❛ i hate that i give you power over that kinda stuff . ❜
❛ it’s always one step forward and three steps back . ❜
❛ i’m the love of your life until i make you mad . ❜
❛ do you love me , want me , hate me ? ❜
❛ no, i don’t understand . ❜
❛ maybe in some masochistic way i kind of find it all exciting . ❜
❛ which lover will i get today ? ❜
❛ will you walk me to the door or send me home crying ? ❜
❛ did i say something wrong ? ❜
❛ did i do something wrong ? ❜
❛ maybe this is all your fault instead . ❜
❛ i’d leave you, but the rollercoaster’s all i’ve ever had . ❜
𝐝𝐞𝐣𝐚 𝐯𝐮 .
❛ i bet she’s braggin’ to all her friends . ❜
❛ so when you gonna tell her that we did that , too ? ❜
❛ she thinks it’s special, but it’s all reused . ❜
❛ do you call her , almost say my name ? ❜
❛ that was our place . ❜
❛ i found it first . ❜
❛ do you get déjà vu ? ❜
❛ let’s be honest , we kinda do sound the same . ❜
❛ i hate to think that i was just your type . ❜
❛ that was the show we talked about . ❜
❛ don’t act like we didn’t do that shit , too . ❜
❛ a different girl now, but there’s nothing new . ❜
𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝟒 𝐮 .
❛ well , good for you . ❜
❛ i guess you moved on really easily . ❜
❛ remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world ? ❜
❛ you look happy and healthy . ❜
❛ not me , if you ever cared to ask . ❜
❛ you’re doin’ great out there without me . ❜
❛ god , i wish that i could do that . ❜
❛ i’ve lost my mind . ❜
❛ i’ve spent the night cryin’ on the floor of my bathroom . ❜
❛ you’re so unaffected . ❜
❛ i really don’t get it . ❜
❛ i guess you’re gettin’ everything you want . ❜
❛ it’s like we never even happened . ❜
❛ what the fuck is up with that ? ❜
❛ it’s like you never even met me . ❜
❛ remember when you swore to god i was the only person who ever got you ? ❜
❛ you will never have to hurt the way you know that i do . ❜
❛ maybe i’m too emotional . ❜
❛ your apathy’s like a wound in salt . ❜
❛ maybe you never cared at all . ❜
𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 .
❛ ‘cause i thought you’d like me more . ❜
❛ tried so hard to be everything that you liked . ❜
❛ stupid , emotional , obsessive little me . ❜
❛ i knew from the start this is exactly how you’d leave . ❜
❛ the nеxt second, you were gone . ❜
❛ you left me there crying . ❜
❛ you always say i’m never satisfied . ❜
❛ but i don’t think that’s true . ❜
❛ all i ever wanted was to be enough for you . ❜
❛ maybe i’m just not as interesting . ❜
❛ you couldn’t have cared less about someone who loved you more . ❜
❛ i’d say you broke my heart . ❜
❛ but you broke much more than that . ❜
❛ now i don’t want your sympathy . ❜
❛ i just want myself back . ❜
❛ don’t you think i loved you too much to be used and discarded ? ❜
❛ don’t you think i loved you too much to think i deserve nothing ? ❜
❛ don’t tell me you’re sorry . ❜
❛ feel sorry for yourself . ❜
❛ someday i’ll be everything to somebody else . ❜
❛ you’ll be the one who’s crying . ❜
❛ i don’t think anything could ever be enough for you . ❜
𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐫 .
❛ i thought my heart was detached . ❜
❛ does she mean you forgot about me ? ❜
❛ i hope you’re happy but not like how you were with me . ❜
❛ i’m selfish, i know . ❜
❛ i hope you’re happy . ❜
❛ but don’t be happier . ❜
❛ an eternal love bullshit you know you’ll never mean . ❜
❛ now i’m pickin’ her apart . ❜
❛ i wish you all the best , really . ❜
❛ i hope you’re happy, but don’t be happier . ❜
𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐲, 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐲 .
❛ i kinda wanna throw my phone across the room . ❜
❛ wish i didn’t care . ❜
❛ i know their beauty’s not my lack . ❜
❛ It feels like that weight is on my back . ❜
❛ i can’t let it go . ❜
❛ comparison is killing me slowly . ❜
❛ i think i think too much . ❜
❛ i’m so sick of myself . ❜
❛ i’d rather be anyone else . ❜
❛ my jealousy started following me . ❜
❛ i see everyone getting all the things i want . ❜
❛ i’m happy for them, but then again, i’m not . ❜
❛ i can’t stand it . ❜
❛ oh god , i sound crazy . ❜
❛ their win is not my loss . ❜
❛ i can’t help getting caught up in it all . ❜
❛ all your friends are so cool . ❜
❛ yeah, you’re living the life . ❜
❛ i wanna be you so bad . ❜
❛ i don’t even know you . ❜
❛ all i see is what i should be . ❜
𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 .
❛ know that i loved you so bad . ❜
❛ i let you treat me like that . ❜
❛ i was your willing accomplice . ❜
❛ i watched as you fled the scene . ❜
❛ the things i did just so i could call you mine . ❜
❛ i hope i was your favorite crime . ❜
❛ you used me as an alibi . ❜
❛ i crossed my heart as you crossed the line . ❜
❛ i defended you to all my friends . ❜
❛ you know that i’d do it all again . ❜
❛ it’s bittersweet to think about the damage that we’d do . ❜
❛ i was doin’ it with you . ❜
❛ i say that i hate you with a smile on my face . ❜
❛ look what we became . ❜
𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐤 .
❛ somehow we fell out of touch . ❜
❛ hope he took his bad deal and made a royal flush . ❜
❛ don’t know if i’ll see you again someday . ❜
❛ i hope that you’re okay . ❜
❛ we don’t talk much . ❜
❛ i just gotta say i miss you . ❜
❛ address the letters to the holes in my butterfly wings . ❜
❛ nothing’s forever . ❜
❛ nothing’s as good as it seems . ❜
❛ i hope you know how proud i am you were created . ❜
❛ i hope that you’re happier today . ❜
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more random dialogue prompts ,
“why do you have that look on your face?”
“finish what you’re doing, we have to talk.”
“what have you done to yourself?”
“did you do something different with your hair?”
“it doesn’t do any good to get worked up.”
“when was the last time we had a real conversation.”
“are you in the witness protection program, or what?”
“there’s something wrong with me.”
“no, i don’t hate you.”
“hey stupid.”
“we’re aren’t them.”
“looks like i’ll live long enough to make you pay.”
“you know you’re wrong.”
“i don’t understand, why are you doing this?”
“now, before i say anything, promise me you’ll stay calm.”
“what makes me so special?”
“you have no idea what i’ve been through.”
“you really don’t have to do that, not for me.”
“did you really think you’d get a second chance?”
“how about we don’t do that.”
“i have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.”
“you’re the worst.”
“i don’t need you right now.”
“don’t just stand there, looking at me.”
“i thought you were supposed to call me.”
“take my hand.”
“i need you.”
“you’re allowed to need help sometimes.”
“for someone who doesn’t like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud.”
“when this is all over, i want it to be you and me.”
“why won’t you tell me what happened?”
“you don’t know what this means to me.
“i know it doesn’t make sense.”
“i’m trying really hard to keep it together.”
“i know you’re new, but we do things a little differently here.”
“your voice is putting me to sleep.”
“did you find what you were looking for?”
“you knew and you didn’t even warn me?”
“well, i guess that’s broken.”
“i thought it was part of the act.”
“you think u don’t know you’re only here because they sent you?”
“you promised to call me if you didn’t know what to wear.”
“you can keep a secret, can’t you?”
“how could you do this to me?”
“put the gun down, dearest. i have news!”
“i know you don’t have any reason to trust me, but you need to know something.”
“if you’re here to tell me what happened last night, someone beat you to it.”
“people think i’m weird.”
“i think i’m losing myself again.”
“you can’t be here.”
“i wish you’d come to the funeral.”
“do you know what today is?”
“so, you broke my favourite mug… and you’re breaking up with me?”
“i need to get out.”
“it’s like i’m cursed or something.”
“you are remarkably well-behaved tonight, what have you been up to?”
“you gonna eat that?”
“sir, the pony rides are for children only.”
“i don’t want you to worry about that anymore.”
“we’ll never make it in time.”
“you’d be late for your own funeral.”
“you should have seen it coming.”
“oh, good, you’re here! hold this.”
“why can’t you just be happy for me?”
“on a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about nachos right now?”
“is this how you flirt with everyone?”
“how much longer till we’re there?”
“what have you done?”
“it’s time for you to repay that debt you owe me.”
“where did you get that? who gave it to you?”
“what kind of mother has thoughts like that?”
“i know I haven’t been what you needed, but i’m here, and i wanna help.”
“i never want to hear you say that again.”
“you’re all i have.”
“i know it’s not perfect, but i did follow the recipe this time.”
“i was doing so well until you showed up.”
“don’t eat that! i made it ‘specially for our guest.”
“it’s not that i don’t like my life, it’s that i don’t have the energy to enjoy it.”
“how can you stand this place?”
“don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t exactly blend in.”
“you need to stop.”
“i don’t like that look, what happened?”
“is that seriously your password?”
“what’s your problem?”
“you had no right to use it without asking.”
“oh, wow, you weren’t kidding.”
“i couldn’t trust my own parents to protect me.”
“i’m surprised you haven’t been arrested yet. wait, no, i’m not.”
“why do you want to help me?”
“ten bucks for that piece of crap?”
“we have to hurry, they’re coming!”
“hey, look what came in the mail!”
“do you want to get a drink or something?”
“please tell me you didn’t eat that.”
“the worst part is you didn’t even notice.”
“if i wanted help, i would have asked.”
“wanna tell me what’s going on with your grades?”
“you need to leave.”
“talk to me, okay? i need to know what’s going on.”
“i do blame you.”
“sometimes life deals you a bad hand, but you can still play your cards right and win.”
“you’re no longer useful to me.”
“i’m not good with sarcasm: if you don’t like me, just say it.”
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SEND 📞 + AN EMOJI BELOW FOR A VOICEMAIL MY MUSE LEFT FOR YOUR MUSE
😃 : a happy voicemail
😍 : a loving voicemail
🤪 : a goofy voicemail
😞 : a disappointed voicemail
😔 : a sad voicemail
😟 : a worried voicemail
😠 : an angry voicemail
😳 : an embarrassing voicemail
😨 : a scared voicemail
😯 : a surprised voicemail
🥱 : a sleepy voicemail
🥴 : a drunk voicemail
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SEND 😵💬 TO HEAR THE LAST WORDS MY MUSE SAYS TO YOURS BEFORE THEY DIE
feel free to elaborate as much as possible !
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♡ TEXT MESSAGES [ 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝙿𝚃. 𝟺 ]
adult themes / language tw. customize as you need / wish !
[ text ] Real sweet, but I wish you were sober
[ text ] You need to move on and forget me
[ text ] We should invest in an army of llamas
[ text ] Ever realize that humans cut down birdhouses to make birdhouses?
[ text ] Don’t listen to half of the things I say
[ text ] Wait, would you take a bullet for me?
[ text ] Do you like me as much as chocolate?
[ text ] How do tall people actually sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover them from the shoulders to their toes?
[ text ] I’m so drunk and just cried about how you don’t live here
[ text ] Dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and stand in the sunlight
[ text ] Don’t let the demons drag your soul to hell and devour your soul
[ text ] Why is there a plastic bag sticking out of your backpack?
[ text ] Are you kidding me? Girls are way stronger than boys
[ text ] Can I just have you forever?
[ text ] You’re under arrest for being too cute
[ text ] Have you gotten any work done?
[ text ] I’m adopting a dog/cat if you don’t respond in the next 30 seconds
[ text ] I think I accidentally dyed my hair blue
[ text ] I know it is late, but are you up?
[ text ] You have no idea how important you are to me
[ text ] I have an important question to ask you
[ text ] I’m throwing a pool party, wanna come?
[ text ] Still can’t get over the fact that you put off a badass vibe, but you’re actually silly and adorable as fuck
[ text ] Why are you sad?
[ text ] How did the universe come up with you? You’re so special
[ text ] I’m in love with two people and I don’t know what to do
[ text ] I think I broke something. One of my bones for sure
[ text ] I miss your face. Wish you were here
[ text ] Life is like your ponytail. Overtime it’s going to fall down and get messy, but you just have to take time to pick it back up and fix it
[ text ] Why feed you when you are going to die anyway?
[ text ] So…. I like you
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DEVYN NEKODA
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