an acquaintance told me i had the subtle guardedness of someone who “learned social skills the hard way” and i’d honestly have much preferred they took out a gun and shot me

Spoiled rotten mean horse

one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse

manchild

[edit] adding more chilchuck bc drawing this ratman is really fun for some reason

being OCpilled is so fucking mortifying honestly. like oh... yeah..... heres my guy. i invented him. i can't think about anything else except for him this week. but he isn't cool or anything. he actually sucks. im just ill.

just died my one thousdanth death and i feel awsome !!!

I LOVE HORSES

duality

me using tumblr

Everyone's Connected

Cat Tutorial + Brush Set by devinellekurtz

God announces plans to play His "Cruelest trick to date!"

Love, Death & Bunnies