in the 19th century i would've gotten diagnosed with ghosts in my brain

Apparently if you find a tagged Horseshoe crab and report it to Fish and Wildlife they’ll send you a certificate with info about your crab AND a pewter horseshoe crab pin! Keep your eyes peeled 👀

(Photo from the Nantucket Conservation Foundation)

Do you have time to talk about ballpoint pen

the patron saint of worms that died on concrete

I accidentally made Astarion sit down after lighting him on fire during combat

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

girl he is a creature of the night

going wild on a saturday night

*glass of bourbon*

*wikipedia page for 'photon'*

That audio clip of astarion saying when he was little he used to dream of marrying a chivalrous heroic man like wyll. Its so painful but cute when u think about it like, the years of torture made him think that no one could ever love him enough to marry him since no one ever tried to help him or showed him compassion? But also maybe astarion feels like hes too much of a bad person now for a heroic guy to like him at all. And hes also lowkey saying that he thinks wyll is husband material but he would never like him back because of the above reasons. And heres why wyll should make out with him

having halsin as a companion and party member is very funny because none of this shit is his problem he just likes you so much

On the day of my enemies death, the last thing they will see is their precious blog turn into this

whenever one of my buddies gets some new garb we stand around chanting "don it. don it. don it" until he dons the garb

don’t be scared to ask that person out. the worst they could do is say ‘no’ and then begin attacking you with their bare hands, ripping the skin off your face and tearing out chunks off flesh from your arms and disemboweling you