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hey i know you're dead but did you try turning the thermostat down?
Yes i did! Unfortunately, lava = very super hot and thermostat is weak
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I enjoyed posting for two days on here! It was fun!
I loved all the comments on my first post and appreciate my most loyal fan, gummywormmk. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。
You all have my heart, kissesnbjnfjfjxhzzhhammaammkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjdhdjfjfjkjjjjkjjkkkkjjjjjjkjjkjkkkjjhbgtr
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Update! (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)
Fire. Everywhere.
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(⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠) update alert!!!
My attic is now completely in flames. I can't see the horizon. I can't see anything. I loved that volcano so much and it betrayed me. I don't know what to do. Everything is red. There is nothing. Everything hurts. I think I'm dying.
More updates coming soon!!!!! (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠`⁠*⁠)
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Another update (again)!!!!
My attic is now on fire!
It's small right now but I don't have anything to put it out with! This is the end! (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)
I'll let you guys know if I die!
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Sorry about that weird last post! I tasted the lava and it singed my face and throat! I'm in complete agony!!! (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)
Note to everyone here: don't eat lava! It's not yummy!
Im okay tho! I'm in my attic!
I'll let you all know what happens next! (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)
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Never again.
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Another update! I punched a hole in my ceiling!!! I was able to make a hole big enough to crawl into! (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡
How exciting!!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)
Anyways, the lava looks really pretty, I'm thinking about having a bit of a taste! It looks SOOOOO yummy!!! (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠`⁠)⁠。⁠*゚⁠+
I'll let you know how it tastes!
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Hey all! Sorry for the spam!
I have a teeny tiny update for you all!
My living room is completely flooded with lava and I'm now on a shelf in my closest to avoid the lava that's now in my room!!! (⁠~⁠ ̄⁠³⁠ ̄⁠)⁠~
What a bother, am I right? (⁠ب⁠_⁠ب⁠)
I think my walls caught on fire and it's getting really really hot, I can't stop sweating. ಠ⁠ ⁠೧⁠ ⁠ಠ
Wish me luck! (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠^⁠3⁠^⁠)
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Hey guys I think my house got caught on a hill or something because I'm no longer moving. (⁠>⁠0⁠<⁠;⁠)
This typically wouldn't bother me but now the lava is seeping into my home and catching it on fire
I barricaded myself in my room
This is so cool
It's gotten significantly hotter now that I don't have the breeze from moving
I'm sweating a lot (⁠‘⁠◉⁠⌓⁠◉⁠’⁠)
Keep you all posted!!! (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡
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Hey guys, still sailing, but I started a GOFUNDME to get my house back on that hill. I don't know how to link it but it exists I swear, just look up volcanolover5000 on GOFUNDME.
I'm no longer in the state, I'm now the next state over in Idaho. I know because I saw the sign outside my window. Idaho really cool guys! Might stick around! Hopefully
I'll keep you updated (⁠~⁠‾⁠▿⁠‾⁠)⁠~
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Wow the neighborhood doesn't look too good, it's full of lava (⁠「⁠`⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠)⁠「
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Hey guys, sorry for my strange post a moment ago.
It seems that Yellowstone caldera decided to erupt on me.
Luckily my house was on a hill, so it's not on fire. HOWEVER the lava lifted the structure of it's base and I am now slowly sailing on a sea of lava.
I'm am okay and so is my home, but it's very hot in here. I'm writing this from my phone in my room, trying to air out my house but the lava outside is making it very very hot. I might boil before burning.
I'll keep you guys updated, I hope my house doesn't get tossed into the sea by the lava.
Wish me luck!
BUH BYYYYE (⁠^⁠3⁠^⁠♪
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Does anyone else smell sulfer?
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Why can't we marry volcanoes? :(
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