Listen man by not voting for Jill Stein you are handing Trump the presidency, there is zero chance of Biden winning and your democratic purity politics are going to make the orange man win again. Vote green no matter wheen

you got very badly burned. –dulcie septimus showing sympathy for you after a fun day in the sun goes awry

Sarah Barber, Vinegar

as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

commission for @notedchampagne

(i have those open by the way)

Social anxiety Is so funny you'll really be wondering "is it normal to get your clothes dry cleaned?" Yeah brother they built a whole business around it called "dry cleaning"

we teach girls to shrink themselves, to fit themselves more compactly in a transistor. we expect girls to double in processing efficiency every two years. we say to sufficiently advanced girls, you are indistinguishable from magic

one flesh one end, but in a cute lovey-dovey way.

funniest thing ever is when people act all surprised when a trans woman hates men. like you know exactly whats going on in their mind. "why would a trans woman hate men when theyre..." go on. finish that thought! or they have this batshit insane thought that trans women can relate to a cis male experience or that trans women have never felt oppressed by men around them. even closeted trans women likely live in fear of cis men but sure it makes no sense for them to harbor any hatred. sure

i think it’s funny how the cultural impact of mean girls is like

1. an annual day of commemoration

2. a high number of recognizable and iconic quotes. probably the most, or close to it, of any movie, among my age group

3. the niche tumblr-based acronym “idgh”

i’ve really been out here like “i need a 16 to pass, if he’s really mean and drops me down to a percentage of the group grade hopefully he’d still give me at least 50%, but then if we didn’t do perfectly on the project it’ll be tight, i don’t know, it’s probably fine but we’ll see” DUDE. COME ON

LMFAO we got a 39 out of 40 and the one lost point was for two little bad details in the report, both of which i am solely responsible for. oops. i feel kind of bad but also i assume nobody cares because it’s almost perfect. and i personally only needed a 38/40 for a flat B

LMFAO we got a 39 out of 40 and the one lost point was for two little bad details in the report, both of which i am solely responsible for. oops. i feel kind of bad but also i assume nobody cares because it’s almost perfect. and i personally only needed a 38/40 for a flat B

Painting by Vincent Giarrano

NOT THE WORST!!!!!!