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Well, I HAVE been known to enjoy a good
Orb honking
every once in a while.
What the fuck i just got done leaneing about wizards and got my first orb to ponder and no Iām seeing shit about purebred clown genetics?????The fuck are you folks up to on here? But like no judgment slay on those shitpost Iām here forit.
#There is still clown lore Iām unaware of clearly#clown husbandry#clown posting#196#reddit migration
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Do you have any fun dnd stories you would like to share?
Other people feel free to jump in as well!
My favorite thing about going from a player to a GM now is seeing what my players decide to latch on to. Especially if theyāre newbies like my group. Spoiler alert: itās never what you expect.
Theyāve found magical swords that can be bribed to cast spells. Arcane armor that can turn the wearer completely invisible. Piles of gold and markets to spend it at. You wanna know how many times those items have been used yet? Zero, and thatās okay, because theyāre having fun tricking the fuck out of their wagon.
Thereās this shop in town called the Bridle Shower, run by a dwarf named Dyson. First session they bought a wagon and fought for who got to drive it. A few sessions later and theyāve added a convertible cover, souped up suspension, and some emerald plated off-road wheels to it. I think there were talks of adding spinners to it at some point. Last session they even bought another horse and doubled the wagonās horsepower. Which they got a discount for by saving a kidnapped child, endearing them to Dyson who lost his daughter years ago.
The best part? Dyson was completely made up on the spot that first session. Itās shit like this that makes me love ttrpgs, and why I take the game a session at a time.
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Get ready for the lovechild of two of my favorite hobbies: DnD and fucken crafting
Wanted to make a session special for my newbie players. Theyāve been tracking down a kidnapped NPC and did battle with a good olā fashion banderhobb. Hereās a few shots of the setup I printed out for the lab they found themselves in. Donāt remember all my sources atm but the tile set is openforge if anyone wants to print their own dungeons.
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I really like more simplistic, hand drawn styles like this. Hence my own map, I suppose! I thought about writing in location labels on my map as well, but honestly think it would crowd it too much. I could see it looking really cool on a wider-scale map like yours!
Any of you ever drawn maps for a DnD session? Or perhaps made a prop of some sort? I wanna see your work!
Iāll start out, hereās a map I made for my current group:
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REALLY cool. Iāve never used inkarnate for large continent-wide maps like this, only battle maps. Impressive to see that, especially since Iām not particularly good using it!
Any of you ever drawn maps for a DnD session? Or perhaps made a prop of some sort? I wanna see your work!
Iāll start out, hereās a map I made for my current group:
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Oh now THAT is an idea I can see myself stealing. As all DMs do. I think thatās the first time Iāve ever heard smell being introduced as a mechanic, thatās amazing.
Any of you ever drawn maps for a DnD session? Or perhaps made a prop of some sort? I wanna see your work!
Iāll start out, hereās a map I made for my current group:
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Quality! I have an encounter with a hag planned at some point. This map gives me some ideas. Love the way the water breaks it up.
Any of you ever drawn maps for a DnD session? Or perhaps made a prop of some sort? I wanna see your work!
Iāll start out, hereās a map I made for my current group:
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As someone who is also relatively new here, welcome! Donāt worry, just being on tumblr catches you up REAL quick.
Wow, this is my first post here ever! I have big hopes for this blog and wish I had found this way earlier!
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Any of you ever drawn maps for a DnD session? Or perhaps made a prop of some sort? I wanna see your work!
Iāll start out, hereās a map I made for my current group:
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Heyo - this is kinda awkward, but you're my only mutual and you like crocheting. :)
So I started knitting yesterday and never crocheted. Mostly because it seemed really hard. I have a few quesrions (if that's okay)
Why crochet, not knit or other?
How did you start?
I really like crochet toys, can you recommend an easy free pattern? Maybe also some small, quick projects of any kind? (Fast results is always kinda nice lol)
Do you do patterns?
I know this isn't your usual content but I still wanted to ask. Thank you for reading all this, if you do. <3
Hey there! So sorry for just seeing this now, Iāve been a bit of a hermit lately. ;) Let me give ya some answers.
-Really, I crochet because my mom does and sheās who taught me! But I like it because it seems pretty simple to get in to, and from what Iāve heard it goes quicker than knitting if youāre a beginner in both. But your mileage may vary.
-My mom taught me! But when I really got into it I just looked up YouTube videos if I ran into any issues.
-That was going to be my question for you; what do you like making or what interests you? If you like toys, I would honestly recommend looking up how to do a magic circle on YouTube, Iāve found thatās the easiest way to start learning. Do you have a favorite animal or anything youād like to make?
-I donāt, but if you have anything you find interesting that you want to crochet let me know and I can find a pattern that might help! I use an app called āAlpacaā to find my patterns. Either that or just googling honestly, lol.
But no, I donāt have any particular content I stick to, Iām a mixed bag! Get back to me if you have the time and Iād love to help you. And that goes for anyone reading this as well. Crocheting is fun and meditative for me and I love teaching others.
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Thank you so much! I havenāt been checking this as much as usual so apologies for the delay! But I hope you and anyone who sees this has a happy new year. ā¤ļø
alright, time to do something stupid and annoying...
I hope you all have a happy Yuletide! Hopefully the new year gets easier, or at least better. Or maybe hell will arrive on Earth, who's counting? Either way, continue pushing forward.
@number-one-dr-pepper-fan @agentldiddy @the-last-choir @backstib @jhomikle @mayg0espostal @foxybluejazz @gigasquidsblood @slymewitch @wanderingwierdo @username-not-registered @synthwayve @aroace-wizard @parageist @scarycuboid @theindescribable1 @da-elipse @evil-wild-lesbian-wizard @adorbsies @viscerawizard @velvetviper76 @supafd07 @stevestewington @schermit @bimbomcgee @heraldofcrow @mynaemabby @fantomette22 @ferno-does-random-shit
This should be all my mutuals. If I forgot someone then feel free to crucify me, it's a seasonal activity of course!
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For anyone who is interested, this is the Red/Gold/Green eSun Silk Mystic PLA. Really pops when you have irregular shapes like this! And Iāve found it to be pretty forgiving, even on this old printer Iāve got.
Welcome to my hyperfixation corner, where I show and tell the latest thing that takes up 90% of my mental RAM everyday.
This monthās flavor is 3D Printing and baby I am STOKED look at this shit a robot made it for me
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Why
For reasons unknown even to myself.
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you are such a curious existence on my dash feel privileged to be mutuals. have a nice day
The pleasure is all mine, femboycomrade. If humans are around long enough to have like internet archaeologists or something I want to make a scientist of the year 2342 think, āNow THEREāS a silly little guy.ā
Have a gorgeous day :)
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Maybe Iāll just post this exact post once a day every day and really lean into it
Hey tumblr recommended you to me like this
You are the second person to bring this to my attention and I suspect you arenāt the last. Iām honestly flattered to be held in such high regard, frankly.
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Hey tumblr recommended you to me like this
You are the second person to bring this to my attention and I suspect you arenāt the last. Iām honestly flattered to be held in such high regard, frankly.
#I feel like I bring the same energy.#schitposts galore#I was posting a lot of cat/dog posts there for a while#rocks are basically animals
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Got about an hour left of Halloween so here's my costume
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