Continuing in my ‘what if Obi-wan survived the Death Star’ scenarios: imagine old Ben when he figures out that Han and Leia are completely in love with each other.

Like, picture him on a mission with Han and Leia two weeks after the Death Star is destroyed, and at this point, he hasn’t interacted with both of them together very much, and almost immediately after the Falcon takes off, Han and Leia start bickering over how the Falcon isn’t very clean or something small, and at first, he’s just thinking, “well, she was raised as a princess and is probably used to things being neater than this smuggler ship, and he’s got professional pride as a smuggler, and an egocentric one at that, so it’s only natural that this would be an area of contention for them,” and doesn’t think anything of it until Chewie gets up and heads to the hold. Ben goes after to see if Chewie’s alright, having sensed some discomfort in the Wookiee.

When Ben finds Chewie, he basically just says, “yeah, I’m fine, I just need a break from those two and their endless arguments,” and Ben is confused and asks if they argue a lot, causing Chewie to laugh and explain that roughly 68.561% of their interaction is just bickering (Chewie actually got the number from C-3PO, who actually did the math as a point of curiosity). And Obi wan chuckles and says something like, “wow, they bicker like two people completely in love and incapable of showing it,” and then it hits him.

And Ben. Is. Just. Floored. Like, he is completely unsure of what to do. On one hand, he cares about Leia and her happiness and he actually kind of likes Han, and plus, once he starts thinking about him, he realizes that Anakin would probably have liked Han as well. But on the other hand, there is Bail Organa To consider. Bail is of course dead at this point, but Obi-Wan knows that Bail probably would not have approved of his adopted daughter running around with a former pirate and Ben feels that he owes it to his friends memory to at least consider that. Plus, Ben knows from Force Skype that Yoda wanted Leia trained as well or instead of Luke, and while Ben doesn’t think that a romance would necessarily endanger that, Yoda would definitely disagree.

In the end, Obi wan decided not to act and just let things play out on their own, A decision he ultimately regrets when he finds out firsthand exactly how much these to Baker. It gets to the point where he debates breaking the ice with both of them just to see if it would cause them to argue less. At one point, while the Falcon is being pursued by a star destroyer, Han and Leia are arguing about who’s fault it is, the only thing that stops him from spilling the beans is the knowledge that these two would freeze and start making googly eyes at each other which would probably get them all killed if he did so.

Ben gets so frustrated that at one point, he starts venting to Luke about how irritating these two are and how he wishes they would just fess up to their feelings, at which point, sweet, oblivious Luke just goes, “wait, Leia and Han are in love with each other? But they’re always fighting,” and Ben realizes that Luke has a whole lot to learn about more than just being a Jedi. “Yes, Luke, they’re always fighting because they can’t admit it to each other. They’re too proud.” Ben says.

Two days later, Luke asks Ben why can’t they tell Leia and Han that their feelings are both mutual, and Ben explains that it could cause issues if they don’t figure it out for themselves. At which point, R2 whistles something smug sounding, causing 3PO to comment, “I’m sorry, General Kenobi, but R2 is insistently and rather rudely asking about someone called Satine,” which causes Obi-Wan to threaten R2 with a memory wipe and to angrily say, “their father was bad enough about that, I don’t need you to start it up again,” just as Han and Leia walk in, who note Obi-Wan’s use of the word ‘they,’ and long story short, that is the day that Luke and Leia learn that they are twins, and that R2 used to belong to Anakin. It’s also the day that Han gleefully learns that he can irritate Obi-Wan by asking about Satine in response to any and all pointed comments about the Falcon.

Christopher Lee was such a badass, like damn 😯

i’m crying 

why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole 

ok i have to say — if you are not in a good place mentally or if you are easily triggered by depression, suicide, self-harm, etc, please proceed with caution if you want to watch inside by bo burnham. it gets pretty dark at times and put me in a really funky place, and i kind of wish i had seen something like this before watching it.

it’s brilliant and funny and incredibly well-done, and i highly recommend it if you are in a healthy place, but do not feel bad if you know yourself and you know it would not be good for you.

take care of yourself. that always comes first.

phil is aware of his destruction and of noxites tweet!

Things we need for MCC 15:

1. Ranboo. Just Ranboo.

2. Purpled. We know he would have gone the right way in Ace Race, clearly😌

3. TECHNOBLADE AND DREAM ON A TEAM, PLEASE I NEED THE POWER DUO

4. People to understand other peoples POV. The hate against Scott was unnecessary, and while he may have held a slight advantage, in the end, Aqua Axolotls won Dodge Bolt fairly. The fact he and the NoxCrew worked so hard should be appreciated more.

5: FINISH THE MANIPULATED MINOR GANG, PLEASE, PURPLED AND RANBOO, PLEASE ;-;

The best take from MCC 14 for me was Phil being startled every. single. time. the teams got dropped off into the tunnels to go to the games.

Legit. He made a startled noise every. single. time.

It was funny.

Man, the hc about mcc being dsmp canon makes it so much better. Imagining how dsmp residents would just be talking about it like:

"DARYL!!! ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT???? EX VP TOMMY JUST ABSOLUTLY WRECKED LIME LAMAS SHIT! He really came back after his death!"

"Ayo, Bethany!! Tune into President Tubbo's pov! He is popping OFF in survival games right now!"

"Niki is shouting 'pussies' with Ex Vp Innit, didn't she JUST try to kill him???"

"WHAT THE FUCK! HOLLAND, WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME EX PRESIDENT SOOT WAS ALIVE?????"

Ok but can we talk about how Tommy is ACTUALLY really good at Skybattle???

I remember mcc 11, his play where he threw a harming pot at dream from above, jumped down, lava'd him, blew him up and killed him. I lost my SHIT when i saw that!

And don't even get me STARTED on this mcc's play!! He played well throughout all of this mcc, but that was fucking insane! I watched Tommy, the only person alive on his team being attacked by purple, glanced at lime for a MILISECOND, thought about it for only a few seconds, and FORMULATED A PLAN, jumped down, creeper egged them, hit them, and RAN OUT IN LIKE TEN SECONDS AND KILLED THEM ALL. GOD DAMN!!

Tommy is such a fast thinker, and he is VERY clever! He tends to rush endgame, and it pays off so much. AND THAT LOOKED SICK!!! THAT WAS SO COOL! Lime didn't even know what was happening, it was so quick! And he got a TRIPLE KILL from it! Seepeekay called it the best play he'd ever seen in a skybattle!

It looked SO cool from an outside pov. He looked like he jumped in from above, we didnt see him for a few seconds as he was in the tunnel, he runs out and all of a sudden Lime's tunnel was blown up and they are dead. Hot Damn. The admins said something about it going in a compilation.

There has been so many instances of Tommy making other amazing plays in mcc, like his mcc 12 win against dream (pink parrots) in parkour tag. He's a lot better than people realize.

Tommy is VERY clever, and so good at the game. I never wanna hear anyone undermine his talent again.

Some screenshots of some shit i said in the comment section of a tik tok :| tbh this shit makes me wish dsmp never got big cus fucking nobody gave a shit about glitches in any of the other mccs.

Leak the fight club letterboxd list

Ok literally no one is gonna read this or care BUT I gotta talk about it.

Ok cruella came out recently and I watched it and LOVED it , genuinly so good as an origin story, the soundtrack and the costumes honestly made it that much better. (My personal opinion)

SPOILERS FOR CRUELLA —

ONE thing that’s annoying me is all the people who haven’t watch it trying to say that they’re trying to redeem Cruella, yall, not ONCE have they tried to redeem her in this movie, she went around being evil and cruel (even to her friends), all for her own needs.

YES ok they had another bad guy in the movie who wronged her, but that’s what she is- ANOTHER bad guy. Just cos the main character is fighting someone who’s done something bad DOESNT mean that the main character is a «protagonist ».

They gave her reasons to do things but those are her reasons and not redeemable, throughout the movie she goes around losing control of her persona cruella and does things with no care for others.

AND at the end of the movie when she gives the dogs away to our two main characters of 101 dalmations, it could still be seen as sinister- She PLANNED it - she said she had plans and then she gives away two dalmations wth plans for the future.

What I’m trying to say is that the movie followed an antagonist fighting another antagonist and made both of the antagonists look cool while fighting. Both antagonists had their reasons but never was it said that it is a redeemable quality, both are BAD people.

But anyway please watch the movie I was freaking out over the soundtrack and outfits and just Emma Stone being a bad ass bad guy and Emma Thompson being Emma Thompson

Thank u for coming to my Ted talk

WARNING: CRUELLA 2021 SPOILERS

okay. clearly, some of y'all haven't seen the new Cruella movie and are PURELY judging it by the posts you've see here on tumblr.

Cruella doesn't want to kill puppies because some Dalmatians pushed her mother off a cliff. Those are two facts that y'all took and made into something completely not true.

Here's what happened: Cruella realizes that the reason her mother is dead is because the Baroness killed her by ordering the Dalmatians to do so. She sets out to destroy the Baroness's reputation by upstaging her at every event she was present at. At the Baroness' spring collection fashion show, Cruella destroys all the pieces and lures the guests to her own fashion show. The baroness is furious and tries to kill Cruella. Cruella lives and finds out that she is actually the baroness' daughter and that after she was born the baroness asked her assistant to kill Cruella because she didn't want children. the assistant obviously does not and instead gives the child to an employee, who raises her as her own.

Throughout the entire movie, there was only one instance where Cruella expresses that she wants to kill the Dalmatians. Apart from that, her revenge is SOLELY FOCUSED ON THE BARONESS. The whole movie was about how she wanted to destroy the baroness because SHE (NOT THE DOGS) killed her adoptive mother.

Y'all jumped on the "Cruella was a shitshow" bandwagon SO QUICKLY and it's hilarious because it's BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS that you haven't seen the movie. So, how about you guys make up your mind and opinion instead of relying on somebody else's.

You know what would be really funny?  If, now that Star Wars canon consistency means nothing, they bring Maul back for a big confrontation during the Obi-Wan series and have Obi-Wan kill him there instead. THROW THE CHAOS BOMB INTO THE FANDOM WATER, LUCASFILM. THINK OF ALL THE SCREAMING NERDS. “MAUL’S ALIVE!?” SCREAMS EVERYONE WHO DIDN’T WATCH TCW/REBELS. “MAUL CAN’T HAVE MET HIM THEN!!” SCREAMS EVERYONE WHO WATCHED TCW/REBELS. “WHO FUCKING CARES!?” SCREAMS EVERYONE WHO ENJOYED IT. “THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT, THIS IS THE WORST THING STAR WARS HAS EVER DONE,” SCREAMS EVERYONE WHO DISLIKED IT. IT’D BE HILARIOUS.

sometimes...reddit is ok...