scatterdarknessscattersilence
scatter darkness, scatter silence
that fucking SJW enby with the robot army is kind of a bitch right
30149 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
three-self-shippers
we love 2d anime characters a lil too much
wuyifaan
kunstkämmer
fairywonderful
fairytale wonderland
thewayofthemandalor
Writing? More Unlikely Than You Think
hocthongminh
Học Thông Minh - Giáo dục hướng tới tương lai
Text
ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents
152K notes
·
View notes
Text
having an opinion on philosophy makes you a philosopher. even if you think philosophy is stupid and pointless, THAT’S A PHILOSOPHY. you can’t escape
170K notes
·
View notes
Text
When someone writes “GLBT” instead of “LGBT”
111K notes
·
View notes
Text
too late
TOO LATE LOL
sort of a generic trigger warning for the possibility of there being anything horrible in these pictures of text that are to follow because i 100% did not read them
i like that one because a 2 year old child or parrot is infinitely smarter than this bot, which has less standard replies than a magic 8-ball
people are still talking to it but honestly they are pretty boring
BONUS: this is the guy who retweeted it and got so many people yelling at it
that’s right: his website link is to a pdf about logical fallacies
25 notes
·
View notes
Text
i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar
now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends
we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…
“penguin brothers forever”
313K notes
·
View notes
Text
you know what? sometimes it would be nice to look for bird photos without seeing things like this
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang
308K notes
·
View notes
Photo
doesn’t even matter what i was going to google now does it?
34K notes
·
View notes
Photo
So i was gonna wait until january to post this to mark it’s one year anniversary, but in light of tumblr exploding possibly on the 17th i figured a few days early wouldn’t hurt ;)
THANK YOU to all my patrons -past, present & future for your support, it means the whole gosh-darned world!
|Reblogs appreciated - Do not repost|
|Twitter / Patreon / Kofi / Society6: McTiddiezo |
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy
238K notes
·
View notes
Text
“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos
528K notes
·
View notes