scarmblebrainedpuppygirl
Illegally Insane
She/her // puppypilled // 19 // 🏳️⚧️
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Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.
Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?
Me: I am going to eat you
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Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.
Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?
Me: I am going to eat you
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Me: Exercise does not cause weight loss. This is a fact that has been demonstrated so robustly in research that even doctors, who hate and fear evidence, are grudgingly starting to admit this.
Someone reading that post: Cool, but have you considered that exercise leads to weight loss?
Me: I am going to eat you
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that one post wouldnt get out of my head
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that one post wouldnt get out of my head
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that one post wouldnt get out of my head
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teasing ur owner til they snap and pound you so hard you can't even talk anymore it's all just incoherent sounds
"puppies can't speak, can they? and that's what you are, a dumb, slutty puppy"
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What do you mean you won't read Tolkein to me while I cockwarm you?????
Yes, you have to do the voices!!!!!
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What do you mean you won't read Tolkein to me while I cockwarm you?????
Yes, you have to do the voices!!!!!
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What do you mean you won't read Tolkein to me while I cockwarm you?????
Yes, you have to do the voices!!!!!
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when girls hold me down and make me do poppers
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when girls hold me down and make me do poppers
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heartbreaking: girl trying to be cool is very easy to tease
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heartbreaking: girl trying to be cool is very easy to tease
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