If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

jimmy neutron really got the biggest head and on top of that he got a feces fade

Literally

idk who needs to hear this today, but don't go lurking on ex friends and partners. nothing you see or read will make you feel better there. all you're doing is hurting your own feelings. leave them in the past and do your best to move on with your own life, to make what you have now happier rather than dwelling on things that used to be (:

well if this is the only thing

Going to a meet and greet for a boy group is so humiliating..... even buying concert tickets, like these men know I want to see them. Embarrassing.

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

“you‘re so quiet” baby i’m not even here. i’m fantasizing about a book i read weeks ago. move on.

If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

when tumblr users post tweets on tumblr it’s postmodern intertextuality when twitter users post tumblr posts on twitter it’s loser behavior hope this helps

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

Do every retail employee a favor this Thanksgiving/black friday: stay home.