savvylikeapirate
Keep It Savvy
They/Them, Libra, INTP. A sad little nerd who wants to be the village witch.
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i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️
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Hey, can y’all rb this if it’s okay to send you messages asking about your ocs, cause on god I wanna interact with y’all but I am terrified of being annoying lol
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Man, i love looking at classified government documents
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hey guys new diagnosis just dropped: EVIL AUTISM
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i keep seeing people talk about their bfs/husbands weaponizing incompetence to avoid grocery shopping or purposefully fucking it up. mine doesn't do that he'll shop on his own prerogative like an actually functional adult, his issue is he occasionally brings home a Cursed Item
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oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it
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it's not so weird when ppl haven't played undertale because for as normal as gaming is, from casual to intense as a hobby today, it's still just a hobby. not everyone engages with it. however if you DO game and you still haven't played undertale i'm always blown the hell away. what do you mean? it's like $10 and it's the most influential indie game of our generation! it takes less than 6 hours if you're fast about it. what?? hell, watch it, if you can't play it. this is the Age of Let's Plays
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Job market these days is like
REMOTE BOOKKEEPING
$77/hour
90 years experience required
LOWES CART ATTENDANT
6months experience working for Lowe's required
OYSTER SHUCKER
Applicant must be comfortable with standing naked in smashed raw oysters 14 hours a day
BURGER FLIPPER
do not call us
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Hi Neil
My state, in Southern Brazil, is currently drowning in huge floods. Though my street is safe, many others in my city are literally underwater and people are evacuating and losing everything.
May I say a huge FUCK YOU to climate change deniers?
Also, your beautiful work keeps me (relatively) sane during these absurd times. Thank you for everything ❤️
You may. And also I wanted to send my love and concern to everybody in Brazil who is being affected by the flooding.
If there are good places to donate to that can help the Brazilian flood victims please post them here.
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it’s so insane we have to just keep showing up for work. no matter what is happening globally, locally, personally, you’re supposed to show up and act like the formatting on a report is actually really important and demands your attention.
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I love Star Trek because yes it's a utopian socialist future of science, empathy, and exploration, but they don't just say "one day we stopped arguing and it all just sorta worked out" they very much had genocide, fascism, and WWIII and then afterward, when all the things we're terrified will happen had happened, we still had a chance to be better and we didn't waste it. That's the beauty of it, not that we magically overcame our differences, but that the worst happened and we didn't succumb to nihilism.
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