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Bit more active on my twitter these days, you can find me @berebekka. I post whatever I find funny or relatable. Welcome!
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Alternatives To Sleeping in Coffins
An Illustrated Guide For Vampires
1. Privacy Tent
2. Antique Chinese Wedding Bed
3. Victorian Box Bed
4. Canopy Bed
5. Full Body Wearable Blanket + Novelty Halloween Mask of Choice
6. Hyperrealistic Black Bear Sleeping Bag (with built in ‘Do Not Disturb’ feature)
7. Tinfoil Bodysuit (For maximized UV protection)
8. Blackout Curtains You Fucking Vampiric Dumbass
in conclusion why in fuck’s name are you sleeping in coffins to begin with you utter shitmuppets
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Sometimes I remember that Supernatural writers are so bad at their jobs that they accidentally made it canonically impossible for Dean to be John’s son
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Hozier's In The Woods Somewhere is a Hua Cheng anthem can I get an amen
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2020 year in review is a statement that feels removed from reality as my brain is stuck in august
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some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house
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fuck it *ascends to godhood a second time just to fight the others in heaven for five minutes before being thrown out again*
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And it was this very moment that Lan Wangji was ready to risk it all for Wei Wuxian. 😉
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lwj: *just breathes and exists*
wwx: *smiles, heart eyes*
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matching icons for you and your dumbass soulmate who definitely didn’t understand that the chickens you just stole for them were part of a marriage proposal
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Characters/Friendships/Movies whose chaotic dumbass disaster energy I live for:
The Gaang - Avatar the last Airbender
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sketch dump of the skater au I’ve been doing all week on twitter ~ ~
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we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?
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flirting in front of crowds
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