You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.

Requests from twitter~

eol’s swords

ITS YOU! YOU GAVE ME A RANDOM MAEGLIN HYPERFIXATION IN MATH CLASS! (Not that I’m mad Maeglin is adorable)

it's me!

here's a bagel

you can trust him with your passwords ❤

Nazgûl by John Howe

Latest autocorrect fail:

Say hi to Ar-Pharmacy, King of Numbers

"what does he not hate" FRODO PLEASE

if you pour water on mairon, will he produce smoke and go pshhhh?

Tolkien scholars: what influence did Tolkien’s experience in WWI have on his depiction of the dead marshes?

Me: So Oromë is the fiercest Valar and Tulkas is the strongest, but Eönwë, a Maia, was the strongest in arms. So who would win that 3-way duel? 

One thing I love about the Silmarillion is that because it’s so massive, its fans have to specialize.

Like I love everything but my Silm major is in Finrod studies, with a minor in obscure background characters.

Reblog this post with your Silmarillion “speciality,”

HEY that's MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT

Overcome with Angbang feelings.

It’s about the delicious lord/vassal dynamic. It’s about the devotion, where “my lord” becomes an endearment. It’s about the vast power difference mitigated by complementing personal qualities, the tension and the balance. It’s about monsters in love, the meeting-place where love is both the one good thing they still have in them and the thing that drives them to ever greater heights of evil.

(It’s also about them being very sexy together. ☺️)

nothing canon era fic writers could come up with will ever be as cruel as modern au fic writers putting these guys in the most basic modern scenarios. like he was born to live & die by the blade, his story was over before it began. and you made him take the bus and work a 9 to 5 job

NEW VERSION. :)