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Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt
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they should replace grades in schools with a point system that has zero bearing on anything, but school points can be redeemed in the cash shop for unique cosmetics for your school avatar (things like hair color and outfits) and skins for your pencils and notebooks and so on. this would be purely visual of course for balance purposes. and universities could have unique university specific cosmetics to encourage people to apply to them
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Hi my name is Tsukiko Dark’ness Dementia Raven Baker and I have long black hair the color of a new moon (that’s how I got my name) with no streaks and no colored tips that I wear up in pigtails and blue and purple eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Dark Mistress Shadowgale (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Keith Baker but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m not a vampire so my teeth are straight and white. I’m also a mystic theurge, and I go to an evil tower in the ruins of Azure City. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy most of my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black shirt and a black skirt and black boots. I was walking outside the evil tower. There was a rift in the sky, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of goblins stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Tsukiko!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Xykon!
“What’s up Xykon?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my wights calling me and I had to go away.
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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you
this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
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#oh my god i genuinely thought why the fuck people prefer typing on phones t9 is so bad#i. forgot phone means touchscreen now.
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DONE!!!!!!!!....... went better than expected to be honest... still not sure that ive passed but i did do one thing for certain: FINISHED IT. and now im gonna do another thing: PASS THE FUCK OUT.
fuuuuuck german test man i know 5 words TOTAL!!!!
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
#eet eez ze worst ^_^#trying to rent a flat or solve any question or get an appointment w/o a phone call is like chewing drywall
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fuuuuuck german test man i know 5 words TOTAL!!!!
#its tomorrow babes wish me luck... ill fail it in all seriousness but the luck still counts for avoiding puking etc#yoo my post
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my favorite calvin and hobbes comic is the one where his dad just rolls up and casually destroys his entire night by pointing out some neat trivia about record players
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my god he is just so beautiful... but im so normal. im soooo fucking normal.
#that fucking guy that torments me#i cannot with him i need to [redacted] [repressed] and [redacted]#but im also NORMAL.
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salmon and bonito flakes
roller skates
floral perfume
rawr
busted up converse sneakers
grape cherry cola in the evening
dead bouquet
at the fair at dusk with candyfloss
messing around with colour pallettes for the tramsgener flag, reblogs appreciated ((: free to use for whatever, i'd love to see what you do with them!!
gonna do uhhhhhghffdhvbh non binary flag next or maybe bi or pan idk
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