Confession time:
When I was a little girl, I thought the Taoiseach was a woman named Bertia Hern.
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If I didn’t already love Mary Lou, I would love her just for this <3
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Mary Lou McDonald and Nicola Sturgeon are wearing matching outfits and I have officially lost my chill.
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“Sinn Féin is the political wing of the IRA.”
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The Six Counties and the Twenty-Six Counties are my OTP
and these talks are hurting my feels.
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I don't know who made this, but they are officially my new best friend.
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Leaders' Questions (on a Thursday) Drinking Game
Take a drink if...
"Go raibh maith agat"
anyone mispronounces a word
Joan Burton leans back on her chair
Fianna Fáil heckles and/or descends into uproarious laughter
Ceann Comhairle says "sorry" or "please" or both in some combination, such as "Sorry, sorry, would ya please"
Joan Burton blames Fianna Fáil for all the government's failings
Sinn Féin is categorically opposed to something
anyone mentions Uisce Éireann
Mary Lou McDonald gives Joan Burton sass
Mary Lou McDonald gives the Ceann Comhairle sass
Ceann Comhairle looks like he's ready to give up on life
Mick Wallace.
Joan Burton says "Can I just sayyyyy..."
you see someone sleeping/texting
Mary Lou McDonald makes the word 'Tánaiste' sound like a swear word
Richard Boyd Barrett gesticulates wildly
Maureen O'Sullivan reminds you of your granny
"Deputy, we've gone over time."
Leo Varadkar.
Finish your drink if...
the Dáil is suspended
a Deputy is suspended
somebody swears
somebody walks out in protest
point of order
Drink everything in sight if...
Joan Burton actually provides a satisfactory answer to a question
(Don't worry; it won't happen)
I have a really shite bottle of white wine and I'm keen to try this out today!!
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Matt Carthy - bringing the sass to Europe since July 2014.
Cute too.
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Gregory Campbell's anti-Irish attitude?
zero stars.
#notimpressed
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"All of the protesters that I have seen before seem to have extremely expensive phones, tablets, video cameras," she said.
“There has been the most extensive filming in relation to any of these actions that I have ever seen anywhere.
“Hollywood would be in the ha’penny place compared to what’s done here,”-
Joan burton, the steaming bourgeoise turd, when asked about the water protests
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Future Taoiseach and Táiniste?
Too much fabulous for one government to handle?
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BREAKING NEWS: Ceann Comhairle suspends Russell Brand from the internet.
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