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this is how this scene went right
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where are my minrah fans at minrah nation rise up‼️‼️
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Abbadon KSBD
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sassyasses · 8 hours
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quite frankly nale’s losing streak should be studied because he is on a generational run
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sassyasses · 15 hours
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i was genuinely going holy shit oh my lord my weenor will never recover and then i read that her name is fucking new coke and ill need to duel tom atop mount rushmore for his sins against heaven
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sassyasses · 15 hours
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OUGH MY GODS WHEN YOU MUST REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE THEN TO SIN AGAINST HEAVEN IS TO SEEK PEACE AUGH MY GIRL MY HEART FUCK 😭😭😭
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sassyasses · 15 hours
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We’re so back
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wizards are real but they're all the descendants of cassandra so they're also all cursed by apollo such that nobody would believe their powers so they basically don't even try
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sassyasses · 24 hours
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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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I have never seen an animal sleep in such a cursed way what
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I just realized that I could share this flash game ad I saved off of MySpace in like 2005 to tumblr.
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It’s so important to me. It makes me feel like I’m losing my mind even after 20 years.
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What's the most controversial take you have that would get you cancelled on weevilblr
i dont actually want weevils infesting my rice and grains. in fact, if i saw weevils infesting my rice and grains. i would probably be distressed.
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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..
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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..
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