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I swear to god this is how it happened
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Im coming for your dad in more ways than one
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Art by Brandon Shigaki
“The Arbor Exemplar is a lone, giant tree that grows in the midst of the barren wasteland that is the Barbed Fields. It is four to five hundred feet tall, about 30 feet in diameter and the lowest branches are approximately three hundred feet from the ground, with a lush, leafed canopy defying the desolate barrens surrounding it.”
This scene of Campaign 2 was, in my opinion, a good representation of a turning point in the group’s abilities. They had previously been a bunch of ragtags that happened to excel in certain skill sets, but by the time they’d met with the Bright Queen and were out in the wastes of Xhorhas playing anti-hero for the Kryn Dynasty, the demonstration of their magical and physical prowess in this moment felt almost god-like. Big Tier 2 Energy.
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sasshole-for-rent · 3 months
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Blackwall papucho
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk
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One of those ‘pick two pills’ things but it’s things I actually want
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[covered in blood, with tears in my eyes] I AM VERY YOUNG AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO LIVE
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sasshole-for-rent · 4 months
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What nobody ever warns you about the workforce is that you will be subjected to boomer couples with a humiliation kink at least once every couple of months
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#me every year FORREST GUMP 1994 — dir. Robert Zemeckis
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today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy
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Why the hell was he randomly chopping wood in that one cut scene…
Anyway, Blackwall tiddies for y'all since I am a woman of my word
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