This is why the Fascists are doing everything they can to steal power now.
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vinny is an ipad baby but for like cups
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beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line
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you contain multitudes i contain multi dudes *5 guys emerge from my mouth and make you a really overpriced cheeseburger*
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I'm not a prayin' man, but the night I found out my at-the-time-fiancé had been sending sex horny nasty horny sex asks to my friend on THIS VERY WEBSITE, I sat in the car in the parking lot of an abandoned church and watched a family of deer play in the snow, and it didn't quite feel like a sign because that part of Pennsylvania was mostly deer and abandoned buildings and snow, but it felt nice, and once the tears stopped, I looked down at my phone and my other friend had sent me a text that said, "HE'S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU ON THE ONE DIRECTION IMAGINES WEBSITE?" and I realized that life is all about your curated experience. A real choose-your-own-adventure deal. I have never seen someone post about One Direction on here in my life.
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Vultures are holy creatures.
Tending the dead.
Bowing low.
Bared head.
Whispers to cold flesh,
“Your old name is not your king.
I rename you ‘Everything.’”
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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
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Tired of 2023? Try the all-new 2024! Now with 3.5% more February than usual!
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