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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together
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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this
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Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶
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i woke up in the middle of the night recently and immediately assumed that the 3:00 on my phone screen referred to PM and not AM. i started to freak out for sleeping in so late, and further so because of how dark and still the world was at three in the afternoon. no one was even posting on social media, had they all heard about my bad sleep habits? my grogged up mind eventually landed on a course of action, which was to open google and search "did something happen?"
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When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why
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Poor Zuko
He just wanted to join the Gaang but now the blind girl is moving metal, the sweet watergirl is bending blood and the kid is talking to spirits
At least he can count on Sokka to be normal. Oh, where did you say that sword was from?
Yeah, that’s right, fucking outer space
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I fundamentally disagree with Thomas Jefferson and Mark Twain. "Never use two words when one will do," "don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do," I'm going to turn a single sentence into an essay and it's going to cost five hundred dollars per word because those are the right words to get across what I mean without ambiguity and misunderstanding, thankyouverymuch
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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing.
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hiya! i’ve been wondering this for a while but, when/why did humans lose the ability to eat raw meat?
I’ll tell you a secret- humans never actually lost that ability! you are just as capable of chowing down on a freshly-killed antelope as, say, a chimpanzee is.
“wait, what?”
this is because raw meat, when it’s fresh off the hoof, is actually pretty clean in terms of harmful bacteria! bacteria only really shows up to the meat party when raw meat is allowed to sit for a while, like on a supermarket shelf, or the side of the road.
euuuugh!
but what there IS plenty of in raw meat is parasites! meat is just chock full of those little guys, which is why most wild predators are ALSO chock full of various internal parasites. always wash your hands after you shake paws with a lion, kids!
“WAIT, WHAT??”
this, combined with the fact that cooked meat is easier to digest and offers more energy per gram, is why early humans started charring their dinner over the fire before they tried to take a bite.
so I mean, you COULD just grab a squirrel and chomp down, but why would you do that when hamburgers are a thing? early humans knew what they were talking about.
give me your pickles if you don’t want em, though.
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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my favourite azula redemption arc is just azula chanting "im going to kill him later im going to usurp and kill him later just wait im going to kill zuzu in a moment" over and over and then just. never getting around to it. yeah girl you defo will kill zuko. its been four years and you've been helping him rule. totally part of the murder plan.
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