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sarcasticskip · 3 months
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a kristen nat 20 on her parents to protect her brother… shit that’s poetic
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PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023 - ) I 1.07 + Text posts
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sarcasticskip · 3 months
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why would they say that.
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sarcasticskip · 8 months
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the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet
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sarcasticskip · 8 months
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Cant believe I saw you eating ass at the wetlands, nasty bitch!
this sounds like something an elder scrolls npc would walk up to you and say unprompted before walking away
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sarcasticskip · 8 months
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LET'S F*CKING GO! All game devs please unionize!
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sarcasticskip · 8 months
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sarcasticskip · 8 months
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Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.
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sarcasticskip · 8 months
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it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like
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WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???
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sarcasticskip · 8 months
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her pronouns are HE/HIM
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sarcasticskip · 8 months
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lest we forget
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sarcasticskip · 9 months
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Doctor: $140,000 a year
Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year
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sarcasticskip · 10 months
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"Oh, but our RPG protagonist has to be a teenager, or else they won't appeal to our core 16-to-19-year-old player demographic" literally just make them a DILF.
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sarcasticskip · 10 months
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CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions
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sarcasticskip · 10 months
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TAKE MY REVOLUTION!!!!
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sarcasticskip · 10 months
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I see posts go by periodically about how modern audiences are impatient or unwilling to trust the creator. And I agree that that's true. What the posts almost never mention, though, is that this didn't happen in a vacuum. Audiences have had their patience and trust beaten out of them by the popular media of the past few decades.
J J Abrams is famous for making stories that raise questions he never figures out how to answer. He's also the guy with some weird story about a present he never opened and how that's better than presents you open--failing to see that there's a difference between choosing not to open a present and being forbidden from opening one.
You've got lengthy media franchises where installments undo character development or satisfying resolutions from previous installments. Worse, there are media franchises with "trilogies" that are weird slap fights between the makers of each installment.
You've got wildly popular TV shows that end so poorly and unsatisfyingly that no one speaks of them again.
On top of that, a lot of the media actively punishes people for engaging thoughtfully with it. Creators panic and change their stories if the audience properly reacts to foreshadowing. Emotional parts of storytelling are trampled by jokes. Shocking the audience has become the go to, rather than providing a solid story.
Of course audiences have gotten cynical and untrusting! Of course they're unwilling to form their own expectations of what's coming! Of course they make the worst assumptions based on what's in front of them! The media they've been consuming has trained them well.
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sarcasticskip · 10 months
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that "like what's up pronoun" tweet has ruined me it is constantly in the back of my brain
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