ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

People with most mainstream tastes imaginable should not open their mouth on how anti piracy they are btw. Yea no shit you can depend on legal sources to watch Marvel and listen to tswift and Maroon 5. Thank you so much for signing the petition to close that platform that was the only one i could download this 2008 romanian dungeon synth ep from

Bothering the beast

you’re really pretty!! combine that with your funny personality…hand in marriage please🥺hand in marriage please🥺please give me your hand in marriage🥺please

oh man you've GOT to join the competition for my hand in marriage. yeah it's really convoluted. yeah there are a lot of inane tasks. yeah a lot of them are trick questions that really test your wit over your strength or wealth. it's--yeah it's a whole thing. you do have to catch the village cat with the keys to my bedroom around her neck. yeah the cat is me, as a shapeshifter. yes it's actually a test of how kindly you treat those you need in order to gain something you want. it's a whole allegory. it's a whole thing.

Truly love the number of people I've met that have been like "Well I went to a Catholic school as a kid, which is to say I'm not Catholic" like damn Catholic schools really out here doing the exact opposite of missionary work.

actors love to make their characters subtextually gay not just because they’re a little gay themselves though that often is the case but rather because having a secret is like energy drink to acting, and being gay is the easiest most obvious secret. whenever you’re unsure of your character’s motivations consider: maybe they are gay? see where that takes you. should be pretty far

I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

another one

applejack might not be exactly in touch with the current generation