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sarcasmiclife · 19 hours
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I mean who else would ever use one less temptress one less dagger to sharpen in their song and make it sound badass?
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Lights, camera, bitch, smile
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Even when you wanna die
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Jameela Jamil on Taylor Swift:
''Here comes the hate train because a woman made stuff that she forced nobody to buy or pay attention to.''
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sarcasmiclife · 1 day
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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.
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Endlessly diabolical how you can’t say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.
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František Muzika - Three Larvae II in yellow (1969)
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sarcasmiclife · 2 days
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starting a song with “hand on the throttle, thought i caught lightning in a bottle, oh but it was gone again. and it was written, i got cursed like eve got bitten” is fucking insane btw.
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sarcasmiclife · 2 days
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professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”
professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”
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sarcasmiclife · 2 days
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Middle East is like the middle class of the world
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sarcasmiclife · 2 days
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CAUSE IM A REAL TOUGH KID I CAN HANDLE MY SHIT THEY SAID BABE YOU GOTTA FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT AND I DID
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sarcasmiclife · 2 days
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The biggest reason I love Florida!!! (feat. Florence + The Machine) is the way it sounds like a slumber party slash girl fest
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sarcasmiclife · 2 days
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The more I listen to So Long, London the more painful it gets what actually happened Taylor!? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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sarcasmiclife · 3 days
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Saw a sibling poll and needed to expand it because I fit, like. Mid youngest, youngest in theory only child in practice, and adopted. And I think they all have their own unique parts in the sibling ecosystem.
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