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Way to make me cry first thing in the morning.
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Ha ha seriously tho.
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(awakens from her long winter slumber 20lbs heavier and still very tired) ... Is that the sun?
Okay it’s about that time of year. Time to start falling in love with running all over again.
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“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”
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Tried to adopt a pupper
Someone else adopted her in the 20 minutes it took me to get to the shelter. 😭
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hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
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Motherlode me plz
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Can someone just enter a cheat code already?
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Metro Station was (is) my shit.
musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:
cobra starship
neon trees
metro station
3OH3
taio cruz
owl city
far east movement
ne-yo
onerepublic
boys like girls
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... Man these blanket statements get me every time.
Garlic braided and kept in a cellar can keep for ages, honey just crystallizes, and potatoes honestly just replicate.
Marshmallows go stale, bread gets moldy, and fats go rancid.
Miss me with this fake ish
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I’m a very hungry caterpillar blog.
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Here lies Sarah. She can be the same person in my house but she just told her I was about right.
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Son's birthday but same
Today was my birthday and it looks like it’s gonna end with me crying myself to sleep and I’m trying to find some way to take a positive spin on today and I really cant
It just sucked
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I miss you, homemade bread...
The way my body craves you is unhealthy.
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You can also cook one of those bad boys in a slow cooker. I am a volume eating kinda person so I can power through a whole squash 😅
That’s it when I move at the end of this month, and have a working oven imma try my first spaghetti squash. Keep coming across people eating them and they look delicious! 😍👌
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Hey
You're great. Have a little extra whipped cream this holiday season.
If you'd rather not, I'll have it for you.
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I use anti-wrinkle cream on my smile lines so my RBF stays strong.
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Broccoli is good you cowards
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