”guy who sells talismans from the back of his van” IM DYINGGG
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This is 100% me
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Ninjas wear masks to disguise their identities, but ninja turtles wear masks so we can determine their identities.
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When laundry powder manufacturers want clothes to appear “whiter than white” they add a trace of blue dye. When hair dye manufacturers want hair to appear blacker than black they add a trace of blue dye. Blue is both a white intensifier and a black intensifier.
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i learned that there is a fish with a transparent head so its eyes can look through its own head
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How to tell whether a fairy tale has been sanitised for upper class audiences:
Published Version: And then the peasant hero learned a valuable lesson about the virtue of humility and not straying above one’s station.
Oral Tradition: And then the peasant hero killed the evil nobleman and lived in his house.
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Found on reddit
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